The Student Room Group
Reply 1
Er... eat less fruit, don't chew gum, don't eat with your mouth open... ?
eat slower...'relieve' yourself regularly (love that phrase!)...dont head for junk food and dont overdo the greens - tho obviously you still need some.

any kind of junk food, artichokes and asparagus are a no no...likewise cabbage and baked beans!!

try to have a couple of 20/30minute calm sessions every day (i dont know whether this applies to humans but my dogs are partucularly vulgar when they're overexcited or stressed - eg when we have lots of people to stay or for a party!)
Reply 3
if all else fails make excuses with the 'pull my finger' gag
Stop eating all of those pepperoni pizzas :wink:

It's the diet, my housemate eats, sleeps and breathes Goodfellas pepperoni pizzas and as a result the stink he creates after taking a s hit in the communal bathroom is repulsive, even with the bathroom door closed, and my bedroom door closed, the smell wafts through to my nostrils. Absolutely horrendous, as are his farts - his excuse is that he "doesn't naturally smell"...a fair point but it fu cking stinks after he's taken one of his now legendary s hits.
i find onions that aren't cooked really well are quite stink-inducing...otherwise just make sure you eat normal amounts of fibre to keep your aliamentary tract functioning happily, dont chew gum or swallow too much air, dont eat copious amounts of vegetables or beans, and steer clear of everybody when you have a vicious hangover (the one time when you just have to let them out).
Eating conference pears does it for me...:redface:
don't eat chewing gum..espec Extra..which is known to give laxative effects
Reply 8
wizard
Stop eating all of those pepperoni pizzas :wink:

It's the diet, my housemate eats, sleeps and breathes Goodfellas pepperoni pizzas and as a result the stink he creates after taking a s hit in the communal bathroom is repulsive, even with the bathroom door closed, and my bedroom door closed, the smell wafts through to my nostrils. Absolutely horrendous, as are his farts - his excuse is that he "doesn't naturally smell"...a fair point but it fu cking stinks after he's taken one of his now legendary s hits.


May I recommend Oust to be put into the loo, to be sprayed at will. It worked when I lived with beer-and-curry loving boys....
high fibre foods do that to you, but its not a bad thing, fibre is great for the digestion system. if there has been a sudden change the body takes a while to adjust but it will...
Reply 10
ESBay
if all else fails make excuses with the 'pull my finger' gag


Hahaha, that's so old :p:

Apparently eating charcoal helps. It's a toss up between farting and cancer...!