Whats the best thing to do if someone insults you on the street?

Say you're walking along and some idiot yells insults at you. Maybe you're even out with your gal. So would you confront the idiot? Use a clever and witty put down followed by being punched in the face? Mutter a clever and witty insult under your breath? Or try to ignore it and look like a pussy? Let us suppose this idiot is also built like a brick-****house. How would one save face in such a situation?

respond in similiar yet wittier fashion. I like to remember the simple abbreviation WWWCD- What Would Winston Churchill Do?

I don't try to ignore them, I just ignore them - works every and it makes them look like the fool they clearly are. Sometimes I give them a cheeky smirk too, let them know how amusing I find their stupidity. It's not really a big deal.

You mean what would Chuck Norris do. Chuck Norris can win connect four in three moves.

Say you're walking along and some idiot yells insults at you. Maybe you're even out with your gal. So would you confront the idiot? Use a clever and witty put down followed by being punched in the face? Mutter a clever and witty insult under your breath? Or try to ignore it and look like a pussy? Let us suppose this idiot is also built like a brick-****house. How would one save face in such a situation?