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YES! How did you know? You heard it before?! hehehe
Well its obvious really.
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Well its obvious really.
It wasn't really a joke, it was just stoopid Have you heard about the shortage of skirting-board ladders! Ok, I'm going...
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It wasn't really a joke, it was just stoopid Have you heard about the shortage of skirting-board ladders! Ok, I'm going...
Well, a joke is usually something thats funny, so i agree, it wasn't really a joke .

Well, apparently, there's an EU directive saying all ladders must be 10 meters. So the black market for ladders isn't doing too good if theres that sort of shortage.
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Why did the girl fall off the swing?

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maybe offensive on first hearing it...but it's all about the mental imagery
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Why did the boy fall off the bicycle?
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Someone threw a fridge at him (of course!)
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What big, green and brown and would hurt if it fell out of a tree on you?
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why a pool table of course!
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(Original post by Iluvatar)
Well, a joke is usually something thats funny, so i agree, it wasn't really a joke .

Well, apparently, there's an EU directive saying all ladders must be 10 meters. So the black market for ladders isn't doing too good if theres that sort of shortage.
I found it funny, but then again that's just me I find people asking if I know Fred in Cornwall funny!
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wat dus nasa stand for?
need another seven astronauts

how can u tel wen a women is macho?
she rolls her own tampons

wats beta than winnin the gold medal at the special olympics?
not bein a retard

wotz so great about ethiopian blowjobs?
u know she'l swallow!

How can you tell if you're at a bulimic bachelor party?
The cake jumps out of the girl

and jus a thort.. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one enjoys it?
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Why was michael Jackson at Kmart?
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He heard childrens clothing was half off
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How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?

From a catalogue.

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police report after searching michael jackson's neverland ranch...

Class A drugs found in living room
Class B drugs found in kitchen
Class 4C found in bedroom


heehee**
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Three women were talking about their love lives.
The first said "My husband is like a Rolls-Royce; smooth and sophisticated."
The second said "Mine is like a Porsche; fast and powerful."
The third said "Mine is like an old Chevy. It needs a hand start and I have to jump on while it's still going."
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What did the woman tell Michael Jackson at the beach?

"Excuse me, you're in my son"...
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What did the woman tell Michael Jackson at the beach?

"Excuse me, you're in my son"...
don't think you'd find Jacko at the beach, not with his skin.
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don't think you'd find Jacko at the beach, not with his skin.
Fair point!

What does MJ have in common with a carrier bag?

Made of plastic and harmful to children...
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Fair point!

What does MJ have in common with a carrier bag?

Made of plastic and harmful to children...
HAHA, these jokes have been good to read, granted!
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wat dus nasa stand for?
need another seven astronauts

how can u tel wen a women is macho?
she rolls her own tampons

wats beta than winnin the gold medal at the special olympics?
not bein a retard

wotz so great about ethiopian blowjobs?
u know she'l swallow!

How can you tell if you're at a bulimic bachelor party?
The cake jumps out of the girl

and jus a thort.. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one enjoys it?
Superb!
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don't think you'd find Jacko at the beach, not with his skin.
Don't be nasty, it's a rare skin condition.....honest..... :rolleyes:
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How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?

From a catalogue.

sigh.
The catologue should be banned if they are trying to sell noses that looki anywhere near as hideous as his!
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Why did the boy fall off the bicycle?

Someone threw a fridge at him (of course!)
*yawn*
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