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    (Original post by me!)
    YES! How did you know? You heard it before?! hehehe
    Well its obvious really.
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    (Original post by Iluvatar)
    Well its obvious really.
    It wasn't really a joke, it was just stoopid Have you heard about the shortage of skirting-board ladders! Ok, I'm going...
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    (Original post by me!)
    It wasn't really a joke, it was just stoopid Have you heard about the shortage of skirting-board ladders! Ok, I'm going...
    Well, a joke is usually something thats funny, so i agree, it wasn't really a joke .

    Well, apparently, there's an EU directive saying all ladders must be 10 meters. So the black market for ladders isn't doing too good if theres that sort of shortage.
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    Why did the girl fall off the swing?

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    .she had no arms.


    maybe offensive on first hearing it...but it's all about the mental imagery
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    Why did the boy fall off the bicycle?
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    Someone threw a fridge at him (of course!)
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    What big, green and brown and would hurt if it fell out of a tree on you?
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    why a pool table of course!
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    (Original post by Iluvatar)
    Well, a joke is usually something thats funny, so i agree, it wasn't really a joke .

    Well, apparently, there's an EU directive saying all ladders must be 10 meters. So the black market for ladders isn't doing too good if theres that sort of shortage.
    I found it funny, but then again that's just me I find people asking if I know Fred in Cornwall funny!
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    wat dus nasa stand for?
    need another seven astronauts

    how can u tel wen a women is macho?
    she rolls her own tampons

    wats beta than winnin the gold medal at the special olympics?
    not bein a retard

    wotz so great about ethiopian blowjobs?
    u know she'l swallow!

    How can you tell if you're at a bulimic bachelor party?
    The cake jumps out of the girl

    and jus a thort.. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one enjoys it?
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    Why was michael Jackson at Kmart?
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    He heard childrens clothing was half off
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    How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?

    From a catalogue.

    sigh.
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    police report after searching michael jackson's neverland ranch...

    Class A drugs found in living room
    Class B drugs found in kitchen
    Class 4C found in bedroom


    heehee**
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    Three women were talking about their love lives.
    The first said "My husband is like a Rolls-Royce; smooth and sophisticated."
    The second said "Mine is like a Porsche; fast and powerful."
    The third said "Mine is like an old Chevy. It needs a hand start and I have to jump on while it's still going."
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    What did the woman tell Michael Jackson at the beach?

    "Excuse me, you're in my son"...
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    (Original post by ZJuwelH)
    What did the woman tell Michael Jackson at the beach?

    "Excuse me, you're in my son"...
    don't think you'd find Jacko at the beach, not with his skin.
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    (Original post by Chima)
    don't think you'd find Jacko at the beach, not with his skin.
    Fair point!

    What does MJ have in common with a carrier bag?

    Made of plastic and harmful to children...
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    (Original post by ZJuwelH)
    Fair point!

    What does MJ have in common with a carrier bag?

    Made of plastic and harmful to children...
    HAHA, these jokes have been good to read, granted!
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    (Original post by BeNcHoD)
    wat dus nasa stand for?
    need another seven astronauts

    how can u tel wen a women is macho?
    she rolls her own tampons

    wats beta than winnin the gold medal at the special olympics?
    not bein a retard

    wotz so great about ethiopian blowjobs?
    u know she'l swallow!

    How can you tell if you're at a bulimic bachelor party?
    The cake jumps out of the girl

    and jus a thort.. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one enjoys it?
    Superb!
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    (Original post by Chima)
    don't think you'd find Jacko at the beach, not with his skin.
    Don't be nasty, it's a rare skin condition.....honest..... :rolleyes:
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    (Original post by Gimp)
    How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?

    From a catalogue.

    sigh.
    The catologue should be banned if they are trying to sell noses that looki anywhere near as hideous as his!
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    (Original post by hohum)
    Why did the boy fall off the bicycle?

    Someone threw a fridge at him (of course!)
    *yawn*
 
 
 
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