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Partner's Parents....

I love my girlfriend loads but sometimes I flirt with her mum quite a bit when she's not around and when we were both really drunk she said she was envious of her daughter and that she really liked me.... At the time I was quite taken aback..... Normally I feel nothing for her at all but if I haven't had sex for a couple of days the devil inside me screams at me to go for her... I feel awful for thinking these things but I just wondered, has anyone here ever had an advancement made on them by a girlfriend/boyfriend's mum/dad....

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Reply 1

personally, I think you're being both a minger and an arsehole.
1, its a bit grim, 2 you'd be breaking up your girlfriend and her mums relationship.
Reply 2
Anonymous
I feel awful for thinking these things....

Good!
Stop yourself from thinking these things! Do anything to make sure you stop it...
Reply 3
isnt this the plot of "the graduate"? how did that end?
Good God, I thought this was going to be about not liking them very much! I would have been able to sympathise in that case!!
mate, you are like 90% likely to split with your gf anyway at some point, so give her mum a good seeing too.
Reply 6
Anonymous
mate, you are like 90% likely to split with your gf anyway at some point, so give her mum a good seeing too.



Very blunt... i love it!
Reply 7
if you do it, you will be a motherf**ker. LITERALLY.
Reue
Very blunt... i love it!


I love the bluntness too.
Reply 9
Godsize
I love the bluntness too.



And me!
Reply 10
Anonymous
mate, you are like 90% likely to split with your gf anyway at some point, so give her mum a good seeing too.



thats one of the best things i've ever read on here!
sebbie
thats one of the best things i've ever read on here!

nah, i've read better ..:p:
Give her mum a good 'seeing' to :p:

I'd recommend that too.
as someone who has been there with both a mother and a daughter i can say this with all honesty.

the mother is much better. experiance counts for a lot:biggrin:
Cadre_Of_Storms
as someone who has been there with both a mother and a daughter i can say this with all honesty.

the mother is much better. experiance counts for a lot:biggrin:

You. Make. Me. Sick!
Reply 15
Anonymous
mate, you are like 90% likely to split with your gf anyway at some point, so give her mum a good seeing too.


Good God, if only every post was of such high quality. I love it! so true too.
Reply 16
Anonymous
I love my girlfriend loads but sometimes I flirt with her mum quite a bit when she's not around and when we were both really drunk she said she was envious of her daughter and that she really liked me.... At the time I was quite taken aback..... Normally I feel nothing for her at all but if I haven't had sex for a couple of days the devil inside me screams at me to go for her... I feel awful for thinking these things but I just wondered, has anyone here ever had an advancement made on them by a girlfriend/boyfriend's mum/dad....


If all goes to pot; take solace in your affluent parents, Harvard degree and numerous debating accolades.
Reply 17
Why don't you suggest the idea of a threesome to your gf. Then casually bring in the idea of you wanting it to be her mum into the conversation. If she freaks out, just shag her mum and don't tell her.

Mention to her mum that you'd love to have sex with her and her daughter and if she freaks out just have sex with her anyway.




(Kids, don't try this at home)
Lilly_May
Why don't you suggest the idea of a threesome to your gf. Then casually bring in the idea of you wanting it to be her mum into the conversation. If she freaks out, just shag her mum and don't tell her.

Mention to her mum that you'd love to have sex with her and her daughter and if she freaks out just have sex with her anyway.




(Kids, don't try this at home)


Best advice so far.
I doubt any child would want to have a threesome involving their mum.