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Is something the matter?

no beating around the bush

Last night I was having my usual ****, and I use the other hadn to play with my balls, but last night I pulled one of them pretty hard or something because it hurt a bit. but went away so I thought nothing of it.

now this morning something felt off down there and it appears my left ball has moved an inch lower and there is something stretching the skin on my right groin bit, about the size of a broccoli stalk. there is a slight numbness but thats it.

what's happened/:frown: :confused:

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Reply 1
congratulations!

you just hit puberty!
GeorgieK
congratulations!

you just hit puberty!

Don't be a smart ass and leave him alone :frown:
Anonymous
no beating around the bush

Last night I was having my usual ****, and I use the other hadn to play with my balls, but last night I pulled one of them pretty hard or something because it hurt a bit. but went away so I thought nothing of it.

now this morning something felt off down there and it appears my left ball has moved an inch lower and there is something stretching the skin on my right groin bit, about the size of a broccoli stalk. there is a slight numbness but thats it.

what's happened/:frown: :confused:


if you're worried mate go to the doctors and get it checked out
Reply 4
It can't be cancer if I caused it can it?

here is a pic of what it all looks like drawn in paint
Anonymous
It can't be cancer if I caused it can it?

here is a pic of what it all looks like drawn in paint



Contact professor Xavier at the X-men acadamy.

Sorry :redface:

See a doctor!!!!


*Jaded
Reply 6
My friend dislocated it once - if it looks really wrong then see a doc.
Reply 7
Alright... who grassed me up.. come on, lets have it... :smile:
Reply 8
so things have taken a turn for the worse I think.

There has been no pain just numbness so I didn't go to the docs.

I tried to have another **** to get the feeling back in my balls, I had an orgasm but nothing came out. :O
Reply 9

Moral of the story, stop playing with your balls.
go see your doctor. could you really live with yourself if you didnt and this was really serious?
doctors have seen it all before so try not to worry. it is their job to make sure that all parts of you are healthy. just go get it checked out.
Reply 11
Sensible thing to do is to see your GP.
what did the picture look like?????



hahahahahahhahahahhahahhaahhahahaa
Anonymous
so things have taken a turn for the worse I think.

There has been no pain just numbness so I didn't go to the docs.

I tried to have another **** to get the feeling back in my balls, I had an orgasm but nothing came out. :O


Go see a doc. Just be glad you did not shoot out lazer beams or something.

*Jaded
A friend somehow twisted his balls. Involved an operation and no hand to gland combat for 6 weeks.
Reply 15
Ahhhhhhhh Twisted Balls!!!!!!
Reply 16
Go to a doctor and tell him it got tugged playing rugby.
good idea!

Better safe than sorry.
mate that doesnt sound right, just swallow your pride, and go see a doc!
Anonymous
no beating around the bush





I just thought. If you were beating around the bush, you wouldnt be in this prediciment. lol