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How long does it take you to have a poo?
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I can spend a good hour dropping bombs, I don't know if this is weird, but most of the time i be on my laptop.
Over 9000 (seconds)
This thread has got me curious, I'm going to find out and post my results. Bare with me here.
Edit:
My results:
It took 4 minutes and 48.8 seconds between entering and leaving the bathroom. This also included two flushes of the toilet.
Edit:
My results:
It took 4 minutes and 48.8 seconds between entering and leaving the bathroom. This also included two flushes of the toilet.
(edited 11 years ago)
See my bathroom is my day dreaming heaven. OP 5-6 minutes is not long.
depends on how long you've been cooking it.
Always bring my Iphone in you never know how long you'll be in there.
Always bring my Iphone in you never know how long you'll be in there.
Original post by Entangled
Put it this way, this is me:
I postulate while I defaecate.
I postulate while I defaecate.
That is a terrific quote which i shall carry with me for the rest of my life
It takes me about 5-10 seconds to poo. I've actually got a bit worried about this because it's always been the same time, and for years I never got the reference to people taking newspapers to read to the loo because I had no idea why. Is this normal? Does it mean something's wrong?
Original post by Crazy Paving
Depends where I am tbh and when. Sometimes I like to quickly go in and out, so like 2 minutes. Mostly, though, I like to relax and can sit in there for a good 15 minutes.
what the hell is relaxing about having a poo!
Though saying that sometimes it can be therapeutic especially if youve held it in all day!
30-45 mins. just like to sit there relax and think about life
Original post by Hopple
He's spending ages in there to avoid talking to his crazy daughter - she actually times his poos! 
This made me laugh so much..
Original post by CharlieBoardman
How longs a piece of string?
It depends on what I've eaten! I'd say 6 minutes is normal.
It depends on what I've eaten! I'd say 6 minutes is normal.
Exactly twice the length from the middle to the end.
@ OP - in & out like a drive thru.
(edited 11 years ago)
I always make sure I have an issue of 'The Sun' newspaper nearby as Dear Deirdre is always a great read whilst having a dump!
A random guy once told me he liked to talk to his bum while he does it
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