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SpongebobSquarepan
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Got a packet of dates, that are close to their use by date :eek:

Would anyone like any?
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(Original post by SpongebobSquarepan)
Got a packet of dates, that are close to their use by date :eek:

Would anyone like any?
More of a fig roll person myself


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yeah why not, it'll be my first date

i've never eaten one before
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yeah why not, it'll be my first date

i've never eaten one before
good lad
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I love dates, throw one my way
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Mm I want one
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My hopes have been crushed, damn homonyms.
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I haven't had dates in a while now...pass me one then.
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lol Date rape... Imagine you got raped by a fruit. Embarrassing.
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I remember this one from a puzzles book.

Which of the following has no connection with dates?

1. Diary
2. Calender
3. Palm
4. History
5. Birthdays
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(Original post by Wirral)
I remember this one from a puzzles book.

Which of the following has no connection with dates?

1. Diary
2. Calender
3. Palm
4. History
5. Birthdays
Palm.... I can't think for the life of me why a palm has anything to do with dates.
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Palm.... I can't think for the life of me why a palm has anything to do with dates.
Sorry, not Palm (OP's box of dates will have come from the Date Palm Phoenix dactylifera)
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