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    He got one boy stuck in a pipe
    He turned a girl into a blueberry
    He allowed a girl and her dad to fall down a tunnel
    He shrunk 1 boy into the size of a coin

    He promised his factory winners an unlimited supply of chocolate and he didn't give them any. He also harbours an entire population of Oompa Loompas. Do you think that Willy Wonka is evil?
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    And the CIA can proove that willy wonka's factory is actually a top secret weapons of mass destruction lab. This is why he has to use such extreme methods to hide his secrets.
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    (Original post by Timmy Tapeworm)
    He promised his factory winners an unlimited supply of chocolate and he didn't give them any. He also harbours an entire population of Oompa Loompas. Do you think that Willy Wonka is evil?
    Sounds like he owns McDonalds to me.
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    In the scene where the kids are licking "lickable wallpaper", he says "the strawberries taste like strawberries, the snozberries taste like snozberries". Roald Dahl mentioned in one of his books that a snozberry is the head of a penis.
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    hes lobely and i want to tmarryyy him
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    I think that all the things that wonka does are for comic effect and y'all are reading too much into it.
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    (Original post by Timmy Tapeworm)
    In the scene where the kids are licking "lickable wallpaper", he says "the strawberries taste like strawberries, the snozberries taste like snozberries". Roald Dahl mentioned in one of his books that a snozberry is the head of a penis.
    where was that. i dount that a childrens book writer would write that in one of his books.
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    (Original post by ickle_katy)
    hes lobely and i want to tmarryyy him
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    hahaha
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    Hmmmmm.......is he evil???...................possib ly!! :eek:
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    With all the evidence put foward... id say he probably is!
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    (Original post by ickle_katy)
    hes lobely and i want to tmarryyy him
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    think of all the free chocolate lol
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    Lets not do this "analysing of childhood heroes cos now we're older and can infer all this cool stuff that we didnt realise when we were younger and naive". Actually - lets do just that!

    Willy Wonker - Masachistic megalomaniac with paedophilic tendencies

    Shaggy (of "Scooby Doo" fame) - Mad hallucinating dope fiend

    Bananaman - 'Nuff said
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    If you want to ruin your childhood stories i'd suggest watching svankmejer's version of ALICE. :shudders:
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    (Original post by Dude)
    where was that. i dount that a childrens book writer would write that in one of his books.
    It was in his book called "My Uncle Oswald"
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    (Original post by fionah)
    If you want to ruin your childhood stories i'd suggest watching svankmejer's version of ALICE. :shudders:
    from that, i think i can tell what its like.
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    the idea of 4 pensioners spending all their time in a large bed together remains somewhat arousing to me
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    (Original post by Gimp)
    the idea of 4 pensioners spending all their time in a large bed together remains somewhat arousing to me
    where the hell did that random comment come from ????

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    (Original post by lilmissnaughty)
    where the hell did that random comment come from ????

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    its in willy wonka, is it not? or did my parents show me the x-rated version?
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    (Original post by Gimp)
    its in willy wonka, is it not? or did my parents show me the x-rated version?
    x rated version, methinks, though one can never be too sure :/

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    ye it is. it is quite surreal really but ive never thought of it like that.
 
 
 
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