Rub the lucky Budda for exam success - guaranteed

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That's right, just rub the Budda’s belly for exam success

IT'S EASY!!

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fingers crossed! (and toes!) (and just about everything else crossed too!)
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This felt so wrong... yet so right. :teehee:
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Do you thinkthat if I rub his penis he'd owe me one and give me some extra luck?
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Was confused for a second as to what was coming out of Buddha's crotch, until I realised it was his other foot.
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This is a stupid PR stunt by Acumen Pi and very offensive to me and my religion and culture and background and heritage.
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And when you do fail the exams, it'll be a case of coulda, shoulda, Buddha.
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That's a Budai not a Buddha.
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(Original post by Melancholy)
This is a stupid PR stunt by Acumen Pi and very offensive to me and my religion and culture and background and heritage.
I see you're American, so I'll put a twist on OP's thread just for you.

Just rub the golden gun for exam success

IT'S EASY!!

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(Original post by Miracle Day)
I see you're American, so I'll put a twist on OP's thread just for you.

Just rub the golden gun for exam success

IT'S EASY!!

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Go rub my lucky horse:

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It's like you want us to get smeary handprints on our monitors.
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Buddha is laughing at me. Mocking me.

This does not bode well.
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Rub the horse instead, guys!
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This golden Buddha idea was obviously from someone who believes himself to be a mastermind`, but I'm afraid just looking at it makes me melancholy. All the photograph addz up to is a complete arty mess and frankly, it's a poor bit of kimprovising when it comes to assuring exam success for these schmucks. Whoever came up with this idea evidently wasn't a wi$e one but a charlatan as they should understand that (for a chemistry exam for example) what is needed is a good understanding of enthalpy, how to calculate delta aitch and the significance of glutamic acid. Only the idle would put any faith in the illusionary help provided by this gimmick.

Nynyt everybody.
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I tend to rub my belly when im hungry
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Rubbing has commenced...


I'm actually having a lot of fun doing this..
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^ I think you're rubbing the wrong thing.
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(Original post by Melancholy)
^ I think you're rubbing the wrong thing.
The right thing
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I rubbed the Budda's ****. I better get what I want now.
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I'm not even getting any exam results, I just like Buddha statues.
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