I must become good in the sack!!!

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ive decided. its time for me to stop blindly fumbling about. honestly, all ive noticed so far is that pleasing women is an amazingly well guarded secret. guys claim to know, but they cant prove their theories, so <gets on knees> please, women of the forum, help us!!!!! (me)
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ive decided. its time for me to stop blindly fumbling about. honestly, all ive noticed so far is that pleasing women is an amazingly well guarded secret. guys claim to know, but they cant prove their theories, so <gets on knees> please, women of the forum, help us!!!!! (me)

romance is the key....
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romance is the key....
thats what they all say, but it never works
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so help me out here..... ill do anything.....
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so help me out here..... ill do anything.....
Well that's a good start. Tell her that
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yeah, but she's all inexperienced, and dosent know what she likes...... raa!
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yeah, but she's all inexperienced, and dosent know what she likes...... raa!
So you both don't know what you're doing - doesn't matter if you mess it up then. You'll just have to learn together. LOL, you could try a scoring system... 1-10 on the pleasure scale LOL... OOO 5...6.....oh...9..9.9..9 10
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What do you need to know?

If you really are completely clueless, I suggest watching a few porn vids.
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NO way... LOL. Porn is NOT a good way to understand female pleasure. Do not imitate it with hopes of satisfying her.... it won't happen.
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NO way... LOL. Porn is NOT a good way to understand female pleasure. Do not imitate it with hopes of satisfying her.... it won't happen.
I said only if he is completely clueless.

Key to pleasing the women is definitely being good at giving oral pleasure....
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I said only if he is completely clueless.

Key to pleasing the women is definitely being good at giving oral pleasure....
he's kneeling down already, so that's one step on the road.
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I said only if he is completely clueless.

Key to pleasing the women is definitely being good at giving oral pleasure....
Hehe.. if he's completely clueless he could get a book out from the library.

I don't agree with the second statement at all.
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I said only if he is completely clueless.

Key to pleasing the women is definitely being good at giving oral pleasure....
thats how the moustache was invented

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thats how the moustache was invented

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i wonder who hitler got his off...
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I don't agree with the second statement at all.
LOL, fair enough. Everyone's an individual, and everyone likes different things.

That statement was based on my experiences, and what other women have said.
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The problem with girls is that we feel all self-conscious and I think oral sex leaves you feeling very open.

Plus, (I'm not so sure about this one) I keep thinking... oh no pressure, pressure! I need to be happy and then.. oh I'm being so selfish!<<doesn't really help!
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I actually really enjoy giving it... some people say I'm weird, but it's actually a great feeling giving so much pleasure to somebody else....

Is there a limit to what we can discuss in here, I know this is a student forum so a proportion are likely to be under 18...?
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seems all the threads today are turning a tad seedy. people need to calm down.
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I deliberatly try not to be explicit in anything.
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seems all the threads today are turning a tad seedy. people need to calm down.
I try not to be explicit, but it would be nice to know where the line was... if any mods would like to comment?
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