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Never EVER do this...

I haven't done this but I know someone who did:

Some bloke I know got crabs... but instead of going to the doctors to get the right bottle of jollop, he went to the chemist and got nit cream...

He singed all his pubes and ended up with it swelling up, so I heard.

So I laughed my head off at him, and proceeded to tell people as I am an evil gossip monger...

What do you think about this silly mans antics?
Do you feel sorry for him...

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Rofl :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:
^^ funny but i do feel sorry for him....the poor bloke lol
Reply 3
iceman_jondoe
^^ funny but i do feel sorry for him....the poor bloke lol


shouldn't have been such a prat. Shoulda got the right stuff.
Reply 4
What are "crabs"?
Reply 5
Root
What are "crabs"?


Basically they are like lice for the pubic hair. They kinda do the same as nits. Which is basically eat ya. - But in the nether region... :eek:
Reply 6
Root
What are "crabs"?


:rofl: :rofl:

'Crabs' = Public Lice
^^^ surely pubic lice?
Reply 8

They don't look too funny.
Reply 9
A mate of mine used this method and it worked fine, saved him the embarrassment of going the doc's aswell!
Reply 10
deej2

They don't look too funny.

they would make cool pets!
in the words of steve erwin - WHAT A BEAUUUUUUUTYYY!!
Evil :hmmm: not funny, poor guy :frown:
:rofl:
Reply 14
What's the point of this topic? I don't really care...move it into chat..
Reply 15
Eien
What's the point of this topic? I don't really care...move it into chat..

And just because you dont care it should be moved? :confused:
Sympathetic...but at the same time...laughing :biggrin:
creamcrackered
I haven't done this but I know someone who did:

Some bloke I know got crabs... but instead of going to the doctors to get the right bottle of jollop, he went to the chemist and got nit cream...

He singed all his pubes and ended up with it swelling up, so I heard.

So I laughed my head off at him, and proceeded to tell people as I am an evil gossip monger...

What do you think about this silly mans antics?
Do you feel sorry for him...

:rofl:
Reply 18
deej2

They don't look too funny.

eewwww im eating :puke:
weird question..but can you get crabs on ass hair?