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Reply 40

my record is 6 days without pooing...

BEAT THAT!!:wink:

Reply 41

I don't think I'd really want to..

Reply 42

i thought it was supposed 2 b twice a day, once in the morning and once in the evening but thats an awful lot...

Reply 43

Poo.

Reply 44

Tarts_n_Vicars
I presume you mean how often because most of us don't do it in a scales and weigh it :confused:

At least once a day is "recommended". Ahem.
:rofl:

Reply 45

Elements
Poo!:p: I don't know the answer but it's funny that I should see this thread when I'm just about to go to put a deposit down the toilet! :rofl:
I must say that i'm glad you told us.:p:

Reply 46

I think its best to... my friend was having anal with his g/f and she pooed herself just as they got into it... it went everywhere.. apparently

Reply 47

Elements
Poo!:p: I don't know the answer but it's funny that I should see this thread when I'm just about to go to put a deposit down the toilet! :rofl:
I must say that i'm glad you told us.:p:

Reply 48

im off to go do one as we speak... :smile:

Reply 49

Depends If U Got The Runs

Reply 50

JSB19
I refuse to believe girls poo.

That is true. Girls bottoms are only there for looking at, and occasionally doing stuff to....

Reply 51

kitty12
we do poo i'm afraid
Don't be afraid! Take my strong hand child.

Reply 52

The-Lennon
there was a really fit girl that I knew and fancied like crazy, then one day she said she 'off to do a dump' and that changed my view of her totally!

The next day she did one on my chest
I believe this is called a Cleveland Steamer.:biggrin:

Reply 53

Spiral Architect
I like to drop the kids off at the pool at least once or twice a day.


Hehehe. My friend called it that t'other day. Its great.

Umm - me? About twice a week. But I think its meant to be between once a day and once every other day. x

Reply 54

OOH I feel like I need to go for a poo now! lol, I go poo about every couple of days.. altho i tend to get constipated sometimes, (such as now)! :s-smilie: my mum reckons i shud drink more water lol, anyone else get this problem?!lol!! p.s. i realise this is now really random since ppl have moved off the subject of poo!

Reply 55

Anonymous
my record is 6 days without pooing...

BEAT THAT!!:wink:


I've gone three weeks. And even then it was through laxatives. But saying that, I wasn't eating much at the time.

Reply 56

once, i was in an exam, a really long one, and id eaten a massive meal of curries, beans, eggs and stuff like that before, for energy levels. anyhow, i was part way through question 2 when i felt my insides gurgle. a few thin wet farts reveaveled themselves and the people around me heard and smelt. at this point i thought id better go to the bathroom to avoid further embarresment. i had to use the toilets next to the exam hall and when i got in there, i couldnt resist and just let it all out. the smell was horrific, honestly, like nothing id ever smelt before. i didnt realise it was even possible for smells like that to be constructed from the human body. it was awfully loud to, explosive. when id finished a teacher came over and said i had stunk the hall out. i was not allowed to take anymore exams (ever) and i was also expelled.

Reply 57

stratomaster
No I poo 3 maybe 4 times a day. I think it's because I eat my greens:cool:


I think you're a cow.

Reply 58

Anonymous
once, i was in an exam, a really long one, and id eaten a massive meal of curries, beans, eggs and stuff like that before, for energy levels. anyhow, i was part way through question 2 when i felt my insides gurgle. a few thin wet farts reveaveled themselves and the people around me heard and smelt. at this point i thought id better go to the bathroom to avoid further embarresment. i had to use the toilets next to the exam hall and when i got in there, i couldnt resist and just let it all out. the smell was horrific, honestly, like nothing id ever smelt before. i didnt realise it was even possible for smells like that to be constructed from the human body. it was awfully loud to, explosive. when id finished a teacher came over and said i had stunk the hall out. i was not allowed to take anymore exams (ever) and i was also expelled.


And I'm Queen Victoria.

Reply 59

this thread is both hilarious and disgusting. well done everyone

this site is good for poo related stuff http://www.poopreport.com/

why i know of a website about poo, errrrrr :redface: