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so I'd just downloaded some smut off the net, I thought he was asslepp in his bed so I have the headphones on and and and choking the chicken when he just bursts in, here i am **** in hand with this porn on my pc, we make eye contact for a couple of seconds then he just says he's going to bed and runs out.

wtf am I going to say to him in the morning
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Good Morning Dad! What would you like for breakfast?
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This reminds me of a song: "He caught me spanking it - Steven Lynch" funny song indeed lol

I'm quite sure he'll understand it. Don't worry, probs he's done it as well when he was younger lol
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Don't worry, it'll never come up. It would be MUCH worse if your mother caught you. Or would it?
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I bet he'll have been embarassed as you were! Don't mention, I doubt he'll want to discuss it either
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this is gonna be awkward though
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I think the best thing to do is to laugh about it!
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Its a perfectly natural thing for you to be doing. I'd suggest that he can at least be assured that you are straight! Don't worry about it. He's male - he'll never talk about it to you!
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"Dad, you know they say that everyone has a twin..."
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I feel for you dude I really do. My suggestion would be to run away from home for a week or two, to avoid the issue completely!
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Say you were tired and thought it was a particularly awkward frube.
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It's extremely important to not feel guilty about it.
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My dad caught me in the act when I was 13. I'm 17 now, and the thought still haunts me.

The worst part was that I was ******* to someone from The Fresh Prince of Bel Air.
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My dad caught me in the act when I was 13. I'm 17 now, and the thought still haunts me.

The worst part was that I was ******* to someone from The Fresh Prince of Bel Air.
It was Carlton...wasn't it?
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lol carlton rocks

i like the word wankung, it should be a real word!

i'd just say "dad, can you knock in future?" (in a jokey way)
and you should never **** with headphones on again lol
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so I'd just downloaded some smut off the net, I thought he was asslepp in his bed so I have the headphones on and and and choking the chicken when he just bursts in, here i am **** in hand with this porn on my pc, we make eye contact for a couple of seconds then he just says he's going to bed and runs out.

wtf am I going to say to him in the morning
If you can discuss personal problems with him, then maybe say you think there is something wrong with it like you have a lump or something (so it looks like you were checking it out rather than masturbating) and say you were looking on the net for a diagnosis but couldn't find one (might just hide the fact it was porn). I dunno, Id figure something out like that!
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The best solution is, of course, to never ever talk about it.

This thread, though, reminded me of when my dad walked in on me on takin a crap (the lock is broken on one of our bathrooms, I've never used it since)- except I was completely naked, since I was about to take a shower, and naked dumps rule. Luckily, I was reading so I was able to cover up my 'junk'. All he said was 'sorry' and left. Naurally, we never spoke of it again.
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Hey look most using this site are very much into
this matter. Its just normal adult like things. Yeah
most guys do it. The feeling you get, guys love looking down at there crouch on there jeans.........
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You know it is a scientific fact that your ears are the most sensitive sense when your jacking off!!
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Don't lie about it, and don't feel guilty about it!

I bet your pops knocks one out from time to time too.

Be thankful he didn't get all psycho on you and yell and ****. That'd **** your head up.
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