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Reply 1

When I drink beer it goes all porous and airy...

Reply 2

my name is spun and i also have this problem

Reply 3

Yes. It does tend to be a bit nasty the next day if you drink to excess!

Reply 4

Ahh the famous beer poo.


:rolleyes:

Reply 5

Indus1986
When I drink beer it goes all porous and airy...

So you produce floaters after you drink, basically? :p:

I watched Brainiac the other day and Jon Tickle ate fruit that floated to see if he then produced floaty poo. He did not :frown:

Reply 6

Talya
So you produce floaters after you drink, basically? :p:

I watched Brainiac the other day and Jon Tickle ate fruit that floated to see if he then produced floaty poo. He did not :frown:


How the 'mighty' are fallen..

Reply 8

it's called a beer poo and we think it's one of the most exciting things about drinking. it's amazing how one dump can make you feel so so much better the morning after.

Reply 9

Good ol' beer ****'s :wink: Just pray your in the vicinity of a toilet the morning after and whilst your at it, pray for the people who are in after you!

Reply 10

mademoiselle84
it's called a beer poo and we think it's one of the most exciting things about drinking. it's amazing how one dump can make you feel so so much better the morning after.


oh yeah better than the hangover as a sighn of a good nights drinking session (i myself had a beer poo this morning)

Reply 11

wow! im surprised that this is normal!! WoooHooo lol

Oh by the way, im the anon, no point now im not abnormal lol.

Reply 12

Ah I thought it was just my spaztic gostrointestinal tract :smile:

Reply 13

DredgeReformist
Ahh the famous beer poo.


:rolleyes:

'the beer ****s'

completely normal, yet at the same time when you think about it quite worrying.

Reply 14

Aetheria
I feel so much better after going to the toilet in the morning. Eating lots of greasy food and being sick also makes me feel better, I have no idea why. It's probably a result of the toxins in the alcohol. You're poisoning your body basically.

i'm like that. the awful tummy ache is my bodies hangover, not so much ont he head front.

Reply 15

If this is true, then why do I often feel slightly constipated the morning after I've been drinking and find it tough going to the toilet?

Reply 16

We have this club that everyone goes to on a tuesday with £1 vodbulls called sugar and the guys always talk about the 'post-sugar-poo' (or PSP) so there must be something..

Reply 17

Indus1986
When I drink beer it goes all porous and airy...
Like souffle?:p:

Reply 18

Actually, I usually get constipated after a night on the piss.

Surely that's more likely, since alcohol is a diuretic and so you pee out all your water and the poo is left all dry because you're dehydrated?

Maybe it's the kebab that's giving you all diarrhoea.

Reply 19

I dont poo, Ever

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