I think I have bird flu Watch

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Just recently i've noticed i've been talking a lot of crap, have trouble parking the car and have random mood swings.

Could this be a case of bird flu? If so, what should I do?
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yes you have bird flu and you are going to die
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Have you eaten any swan recently?
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Have you eaten any swan recently?
Isnt that a haging offence?
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Isnt that a haging offence?
They'd have to catch you first...
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Isnt that a haging offence?
only if you actually kill the swan?
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Isnt that a haging offence?
I doubt that the Queen is going to care if you eat a scabby, decomposing bird flu infected swan.
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I doubt that the Queen is going to care if you eat a scabby, decomposing bird flu infected swan.
I'd mind! Just because its got flu doesnt mean its any worse than the rest of them. Poor thing.
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A charming little article:

http://thescotsman.scotsman.com/index.cfm?id=296172005
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I'd mind! Just because its got flu doesnt mean its any worse than the rest of them. Poor thing.
What? A dead swan with the H5N1 virus that has been floating in a pond for days isn't better than a live and healthy swan? You wouldn't make a very good chef.
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If so, what should I do?
Complain about having a headache before sex, never admit to being wrong and never ever ever attempt to reverse while parking.
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