I think I have bird flu

Just recently i've noticed i've been talking a lot of crap, have trouble parking the car and have random mood swings.

Could this be a case of bird flu? If so, what should I do?

Reply 1

ZanyZanny

yes you have bird flu and you are going to die

Reply 2

foxo

Have you eaten any swan recently?

Reply 3

Vixen

foxo

Have you eaten any swan recently?

Isnt that a haging offence?

Reply 4

Tarts_n_Vicars

Vixen

Isnt that a haging offence?

They'd have to catch you first...

Reply 5

Caribou

Vixen

Isnt that a haging offence?

only if you actually kill the swan?

Reply 6

foxo

Vixen

Isnt that a haging offence?

I doubt that the Queen is going to care if you eat a scabby, decomposing bird flu infected swan.

Reply 7

Vixen

foxo

I doubt that the Queen is going to care if you eat a scabby, decomposing bird flu infected swan.

I'd mind! Just because its got flu doesnt mean its any worse than the rest of them. Poor thing.

Reply 8

foxo

A charming little article:

http://thescotsman.scotsman.com/index.cfm?id=296172005

Reply 9

foxo

Vixen

I'd mind! Just because its got flu doesnt mean its any worse than the rest of them. Poor thing.

What? A dead swan with the H5N1 virus that has been floating in a pond for days isn't better than a live and healthy swan? You wouldn't make a very good chef.