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I think I have bird flu watch

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    Just recently i've noticed i've been talking a lot of crap, have trouble parking the car and have random mood swings.

    Could this be a case of bird flu? If so, what should I do?
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    yes you have bird flu and you are going to die
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    Have you eaten any swan recently?
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    (Original post by foxo)
    Have you eaten any swan recently?
    Isnt that a haging offence?
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    (Original post by Vixen)
    Isnt that a haging offence?
    They'd have to catch you first...
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    (Original post by Vixen)
    Isnt that a haging offence?
    only if you actually kill the swan?
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    (Original post by Vixen)
    Isnt that a haging offence?
    I doubt that the Queen is going to care if you eat a scabby, decomposing bird flu infected swan.
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    (Original post by foxo)
    I doubt that the Queen is going to care if you eat a scabby, decomposing bird flu infected swan.
    I'd mind! Just because its got flu doesnt mean its any worse than the rest of them. Poor thing.
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    A charming little article:

    http://thescotsman.scotsman.com/index.cfm?id=296172005
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    (Original post by Vixen)
    I'd mind! Just because its got flu doesnt mean its any worse than the rest of them. Poor thing.
    What? A dead swan with the H5N1 virus that has been floating in a pond for days isn't better than a live and healthy swan? You wouldn't make a very good chef.
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    (Original post by Spiral Architect)
    If so, what should I do?
    Complain about having a headache before sex, never admit to being wrong and never ever ever attempt to reverse while parking.
 
 
 
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