Biggest Nose in Football?

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My mates and i have been arguing about this for a long time.
What do you guys think?
The obvious candidates would be;
Zlatan Ibra- PSG
Giorgio Chellini- Juvetus
Gareth Southgate- Retired.

Its a funny topic.
If you feel insulted by this, then don't bother replying. This is a casual humour thread.

Cheers.
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Zlatan Ibrahimovich definetely!! Haha
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Hahahahahhaha no definitely Chellini if anyone just watched the Chelsea Juventus game, I could barely see his chin beneath that monster
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I'd say Yaya Toure, but I'm unsure if that makes me racist... ???

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I'd say Yaya Toure, but I'm unsure if that makes me racist... ???
How could that possibly be seen as racist? If anything's racist, it's that you've suggested that you might be racist just because Toure is black.
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How could that possibly be seen as racist? If anything's racist, it's that you've suggested that you might be racist just because Toure is black.
Well, stereotypically, black people have wider noses, hence sometimes bigger. I seen that all the examples were of white men. However, the OP didn't suggest black people couldn't be included, so thus, I thought about black men with big noses and Yaya Toure sprung to mind.

But to understand what you're saying; I'm racist not because I was racist but because I thought I might have been racist, even though I wasn't...

Logic.

Edit: Why on earth have I been neg'd?

Seriously, too many wannabee do-gooders on this forum. I never said that having a big nose was bad, nor did I mention it in a bad context. I simply pointed out the relationship between black people and nose size. What is racist about that? Someone tell me? Am I wrong? Is Yaya Toure's nose small?
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Other than myself?

Jonas Guiterrez has a massive conk on him like.
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(Original post by Vintage)
Other than myself?

Jonas Guiterrez has a massive conk on him like
Agreed haha
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hahahah, silly
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