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    Okay, so a mate of mine, whenever he gets drunk he pisses the bed. Funny eh?

    Anyone else have this trouble? He even s**t the bed once, but that was cos he was almost in a coma cos of the drink.
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    Ah, swamping the bed. Sport of kings!
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    (Original post by Steve Stifler)
    Ah, swamping the bed. Sport of kings!
    You piss in the bed don't you?
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    (Original post by Sithius)
    You piss in the bed don't you?
    Yes. Spiral Architect has also swamped his scratcher, apart from that he actually stood up to do it! Then got back in!
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    I tried a few times, but it was just too hard. I need more practice.
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    (Original post by DanGrover)
    I tried a few times, but it was just too hard. I need more practice.
    Yes, yes you do. It should be natural to feel the warmth once you have managed to lie down long enough to ignore the room spinning around you.
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    (Original post by Steve Stifler)
    Yes, yes you do. It should be natural to feel the warmth once you have managed to lie down long enough to ignore the room spinning around you.
    Room spinning? Oh no, i do that entirely sober.

    Unless you mean the REAL pro's, for whom the pressure of urine coming out spins them around like a canoe with all right handed rowers. If you're one of them, i take my hat off to you.
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    (Original post by DanGrover)
    Room spinning? Oh no, i do that entirely sober.

    Unless you mean the REAL pro's, for whom the pressure of urine coming out spins them around like a canoe with all right handed rowers. If you're one of them, i take my hat off to you.
    Lol no, I'm not a pro. Hence why I need the practice. I drink as often as I can to see how much it takes me to reach the bladder popping point where I soak the mattress. The day I wake up and actually remember the limit then I can begin training to continually lower this limit to the point where I am swamping without a drop of golden sunshine. May be a while yet though.
 
 
 
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