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Four nuns die in a car crash and go to heaven. St. Peter stands at the gates and when the nuns arrives he says 'Be completely honest with me, have any of you ever come into contat with a human penis?'
The first, Sister Mary steps forward and tells St. Peter that she touched one with her finger once. St. Peter tells her to dip her finger in holy water and then she goes through the gates.
Next, Sister Louise tells St. Peter that she fondled a human penis once, so she is told to dip her whole hand in holy water before she can go through the gates.
Sister Caroline is next but just as St. Peter begins to speak to her, Sister Ann rushes forward and tells him 'I want to gargle that holy water before Caroline sticks her arse in it!'











What do you call 40 women in a field full of vibrators?






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:puke:

I’m sorry, I’m a prude ( though you wouldn’t think if you saw me :eek: :p: )
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well it made me smile, but its not terribly great:s:
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haha! That was wkd
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