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if female celebs werre football teams... watch

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    Fulham - Charlotte Church: Proof that money can't buy you class. But
    >could look more attractive if the Welsh bloke was given the elbow.
    >
    >Birmingham - Pamela Anderson: Used to look good in the cups but now a
    >declining force. Plus millions of people watched them get a good seeing
    >to.
    >
    >Wigan - Davina McCall: Poor attendances confirm they've been promoted
    >above their ability.
    >
    >Portsmouth - Girls Aloud: Only one real class act among the hastily
    >assembled line-up. You shouldn't like them but admit it, you've sneaked
    >the occasional admiring glance.
    >
    >Spurs - Keira Knightley: Undeniably easy on the eye with an attractive
    >English spine. And proof that two little ones up front needn't be a
    >drawback.
    >
    >Everton - Dannii Minogue: The poor relation to the more glamorous
    >sibling.
    >Can anyone remember when it was they were supposed to be any good?
    >
    > Arsenal - Jordan: Were more likeable when they weren't packed out
    with
    >expensive foreign implants.
    >
    >Newcastle - Jodie Marsh: Impressive front two but embarrassing at the
    >back.
    >Had surgery but need a lot more work to compete at a higher level.
    >
    >Aston Villa - Dido: Bland, boring and still trading off the one big hit
    >they had years ago.
    >
    >Liverpool - Sophie Ellis-Bextor: Individually all the components look
    >great but stick them together and it just doesn't work.
    >
    >Chelsea - Rachel Stevens: You'd rather just watch them than listen to
    >all that painful whining.
    >
    >West Ham - Vicky Pollard: Nothing more needs saying as a teams fans
    >speak for themselves - Chav's in Chav's clothing
    >
    >Bolton - Clare Balding: You wouldn't. Not even if they were the last
    >team on earth
    >
    >
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    I waited for the funny but the funny didn't show up
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    An acquaintance told me the same thing from The Sun.

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    I do not, and did not, under any circumstances read The Sun. Any attempt at insinuating otherwise will be pursued to the maximum extent allowed by law. And probably further. :ts:
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    lol.. still pretty funny i thought :p:
    where are Manure?
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    :rofl: I enjoyed that even if nobody else did :p:
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    :rofl: Sophie Ellis Bextor one rocked!!

    And the Bolton one :hmpf:!!
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    I thought it was pretty funny.
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    Missed off Leeds there so here's one I found earlier.

    Leeds - Madonna - been around for ever and had some good times but deludes herself she's still relevant/anyone cares.

    Gem
 
 
 
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