if female celebs werre football teams... Watch
>could look more attractive if the Welsh bloke was given the elbow.
>Birmingham - Pamela Anderson: Used to look good in the cups but now a
>declining force. Plus millions of people watched them get a good seeing
>Wigan - Davina McCall: Poor attendances confirm they've been promoted
>above their ability.
>Portsmouth - Girls Aloud: Only one real class act among the hastily
>assembled line-up. You shouldn't like them but admit it, you've sneaked
>the occasional admiring glance.
>Spurs - Keira Knightley: Undeniably easy on the eye with an attractive
>English spine. And proof that two little ones up front needn't be a
>Everton - Dannii Minogue: The poor relation to the more glamorous
>Can anyone remember when it was they were supposed to be any good?
> Arsenal - Jordan: Were more likeable when they weren't packed out
>expensive foreign implants.
>Newcastle - Jodie Marsh: Impressive front two but embarrassing at the
>Had surgery but need a lot more work to compete at a higher level.
>Aston Villa - Dido: Bland, boring and still trading off the one big hit
>they had years ago.
>Liverpool - Sophie Ellis-Bextor: Individually all the components look
>great but stick them together and it just doesn't work.
>Chelsea - Rachel Stevens: You'd rather just watch them than listen to
>all that painful whining.
>West Ham - Vicky Pollard: Nothing more needs saying as a teams fans
>speak for themselves - Chav's in Chav's clothing
>Bolton - Clare Balding: You wouldn't. Not even if they were the last
>team on earth
I do not, and did not, under any circumstances read The Sun. Any attempt at insinuating otherwise will be pursued to the maximum extent allowed by law. And probably further.
where are Manure?
And the Bolton one !!
Leeds - Madonna - been around for ever and had some good times but deludes herself she's still relevant/anyone cares.