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Eccentric Man
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Fulham - Charlotte Church: Proof that money can't buy you class. But
>could look more attractive if the Welsh bloke was given the elbow.
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>Birmingham - Pamela Anderson: Used to look good in the cups but now a
>declining force. Plus millions of people watched them get a good seeing
>to.
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>Wigan - Davina McCall: Poor attendances confirm they've been promoted
>above their ability.
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>Portsmouth - Girls Aloud: Only one real class act among the hastily
>assembled line-up. You shouldn't like them but admit it, you've sneaked
>the occasional admiring glance.
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>Spurs - Keira Knightley: Undeniably easy on the eye with an attractive
>English spine. And proof that two little ones up front needn't be a
>drawback.
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>Everton - Dannii Minogue: The poor relation to the more glamorous
>sibling.
>Can anyone remember when it was they were supposed to be any good?
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> Arsenal - Jordan: Were more likeable when they weren't packed out
with
>expensive foreign implants.
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>Newcastle - Jodie Marsh: Impressive front two but embarrassing at the
>back.
>Had surgery but need a lot more work to compete at a higher level.
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>Aston Villa - Dido: Bland, boring and still trading off the one big hit
>they had years ago.
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>Liverpool - Sophie Ellis-Bextor: Individually all the components look
>great but stick them together and it just doesn't work.
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>Chelsea - Rachel Stevens: You'd rather just watch them than listen to
>all that painful whining.
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>West Ham - Vicky Pollard: Nothing more needs saying as a teams fans
>speak for themselves - Chav's in Chav's clothing
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>Bolton - Clare Balding: You wouldn't. Not even if they were the last
>team on earth
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Liam The Eagle
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I waited for the funny but the funny didn't show up
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An acquaintance told me the same thing from The Sun.

Disclaimer:
I do not, and did not, under any circumstances read The Sun. Any attempt at insinuating otherwise will be pursued to the maximum extent allowed by law. And probably further. :ts:
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lol.. still pretty funny i thought :p:
where are Manure?
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:rofl: I enjoyed that even if nobody else did :p:
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:rofl: Sophie Ellis Bextor one rocked!!

And the Bolton one :hmpf:!!
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I thought it was pretty funny.
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Missed off Leeds there so here's one I found earlier.

Leeds - Madonna - been around for ever and had some good times but deludes herself she's still relevant/anyone cares.

Gem
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