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    does it mean anything that if i'm offering my boyf sex and he says no but then goes home to have ****? jus yest aft i tried it on with my boyf and he blantantly wasn't interested...then later on bout 6-8 hours later i was at his again and i tried buit it was pretty obvious that his erm little friend had been 'exercised' and was all tired out for the night! i'm not sure if thid has happened before, can'tthink of any other examples...but do i need to be worried?
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    Maybe he's got a little, little friend and doesn't want you to see him.
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    yeah really... turning down sex for ******* is a bit odd, even if you're getting it regularly.. maybe he was tired and would have felt rude just asking for a blow job, maybe hes gay? Check what hes ******* over :P Or maybe you assumed that hes masturbated but he just wasnt up for it ?
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    hahahahahha what a weirdo! Being a male , I would always choose a shag over having a good ****, I mean at the end of the day all men will **** over women iin pornographic material (if they were to have a ****) - so it defeats the whole point.
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    does it mean anything that if i'm offering my boyf sex and he says no but then goes home to have ****? jus yest aft i tried it on with my boyf and he blantantly wasn't interested...then later on bout 6-8 hours later i was at his again and i tried buit it was pretty obvious that his erm little friend had been 'exercised' and was all tired out for the night! i'm not sure if thid has happened before, can'tthink of any other examples...but do i need to be worried?
    Maybe it wasn't a ****. Did he smell different? Were there any women hiding in the closet?
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    Is he religious? Does he have different morals?

    Maybe he didn't shower for 3 weeks and didn't want you finding out...
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    nope i know for certain that there are no other women hiding in his closet!

    i don't think this has happened before but i can't help but think mayb he doesn't fancy me anymore!
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    Why dont you ask him?
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    Turned down sex?! lol is he mental?
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    Have you slept with him before?
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    does it mean anything that if i'm offering my boyf sex and he says no but then goes home to have ****? jus yest aft i tried it on with my boyf and he blantantly wasn't interested...then later on bout 6-8 hours later i was at his again and i tried buit it was pretty obvious that his erm little friend had been 'exercised' and was all tired out for the night! i'm not sure if thid has happened before, can'tthink of any other examples...
    @ Cat meiow, I assume that would indicate she had.
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    does it mean anything that if i'm offering my boyf sex and he says no but then goes home to have ****? jus yest aft i tried it on with my boyf and he blantantly wasn't interested...then later on bout 6-8 hours later i was at his again and i tried buit it was pretty obvious that his erm little friend had been 'exercised' and was all tired out for the night! i'm not sure if thid has happened before, can'tthink of any other examples...but do i need to be worried?
    You're probably just making assumptions.

    Maybe if you suggested he pleasured himself while you were there... I've never figured out if it's that unusual for a girl to like watching.
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    maybe there's someone else
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    maybe he can't get an erection... his little friend is permanently tired
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    Maybe he's just a ******
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    does it mean anything that if i'm offering my boyf sex and he says no but then goes home to have ****? jus yest aft i tried it on with my boyf and he blantantly wasn't interested...then later on bout 6-8 hours later i was at his again and i tried buit it was pretty obvious that his erm little friend had been 'exercised' and was all tired out for the night! i'm not sure if thid has happened before, can'tthink of any other examples...but do i need to be worried?
    There's no such thing, you plank; it should be plain to see that he's suffering some form of erectile dysfunction. I suppose he told you himself that he'd had a ****, and all. Jesus wept.

    If you'll forgive the lack of decorum; I am, as they say, 'pissed'.
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    How did you know for sure he had? Maybe like someone said, he hadn't washed and was embarrassed, or had recently had an itch or something! Could be anything really, maybe he prefers to be the initiator or something. I wouldn't worry unless he turns it down often.
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    I had a friend who's ex boyfriend hated sex (he was pretty odd!) He said it required too much effort. Man he was lazy! I guess some guys just dont like sex :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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    Maybe he's just a ******
    :rofl: Max funny.
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    In his book Straw Dogs, John Gray argues that liberal humanism is fundamentally flawed because it was raised from the ashes of Christianity, and thus fallaciously places human beings above other animals in terms of importance. He suggests that it is incorrect to assume that we can shape our destiny (as a collective species) any more than, say, the slug can. One of the effects of this lack of control will be that our exponentially-increasing population will eventually reach capacity - perhaps 8 bn, perhaps 10 bn - and that nature will then intervene (as it were) and regulate the numbers and reduce them to a manageable level (he looks at around 1.5 bn as an estimate). Perhaps the seeds for this massive collapse have already been sown; environmental factors (eg. stress or exhaustion leading to erectile dysfunction) and our own actions (eg. eating too many Pot Noodles or drinking too much which also harm the "ol' fella's" chances of putting in a solid performance) may already be contributing to this decline. So perhaps your boyfriend was the victim of the blind re-ordering in the natural world.

    Either that or he just wanted to have a quick 5 minute **** without the kissing, foreplay, cuddling etc of sex.

    And no, that doesn't mean he doesn't fancy you anymore.
 
 
 
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