Things I Don't Like #2: When Hamsters Go Spontaneously Blind Watch
This invariably means that when one retracts their hand from the hamster cage the rodent will, despite being able to see perfectly up until this point, go spontaneously blind and think "Agh! That peanut's floating away!"*, and, without so much as pausing to ponder the implications of an inanimate object levitating and escaping the cage of its predator, immediately bites one's finger, and, because it really wants the peanut (despite ample food being already available in the food dish), refuses to let go. What is more, it then looks perplexed when the "peanut" starts trying to shake it off.
One's finger is now sore and one's hamster is still perplexed.
* Translated into English from hamster language, obviously.
despite ample food being already available in the food dish
Such greedy creatures though I must say, that has never happened to me.