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    Every sperm is great.


    If a sperm gets wasted, God gets quite irate...
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    hmm.......
    so true...
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    Sperm is evil.
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    http://www.thebricktestament.com/gen...n/gn38_09.html

    proof!!
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    Monty Python.
    Genius.
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    Possibly.

    What's it to you?
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    yea it is. especially mine.
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    I don't have sperm, but if i did, they would be sacred.
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    (Original post by Profesh)
    Possibly.

    What's it to you?
    Hannah makes sperm.


    Did you not know that? :confused:
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    really? does that mean that ema does too? cos she told me she couldn't give me children
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    (Original post by Fleff)
    Hannah makes sperm.


    Did you not know that? :confused:
    ^o)
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    (Original post by naelse)
    really? does that mean that ema does too? cos she told me she couldn't give me children
    Oh, she will. She just doesn't know it yet.




    NB: I suggest you all ignore me, I've had too much caffeine, I'm behind in my chemistry coursework, wondering if my teacher will realise I've said I've used 200cm3 volumetric flasks when our school doesn't have any - so maybe I should change that one - and I'm tired.
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    I hope you girls are paying attention to this, don't waste a drop.

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    What happens to the millions that fail for every one that succeeds from each ejaculation?


    Are they martyred?
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    I guess they just add to the flavour?
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    (Original post by x.narb.x)
    I guess they just add to the flavour?
    Disgusting.



    *shakes head*
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    (Original post by Fleff)
    What happens to the millions that fail for every one that succeeds from each ejaculation?


    Are they martyred?
    they go to sperm heaven with 72 virginal eggs each, ready to get it on. yes, sperm heaven is massive.
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    hee hee i saw that poem on my re room whiteboard the other day lol
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    Holy Grail was better.
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    And Life Of Brian better still.
 
 
 
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