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my mother found not one, but two lighters in my brother's jacket pockets.

she thinks for a short while, then comes to the sad conclusion and shouts out at him:

"i knew you were up to something naughty; you've been sniffing lighter fluid!"
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Not hard core drugs then.
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You can get high of lighter fluid :eek:, why didnt I think of that
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Nah it's all about sherbet up the nose!!!
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:rofl:

So she didn't think that he smoked then?! Just sniffed lighter fluid.. Noice! :rofl: How old is your brother?!
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Ahhhh, mums...*smiles fondly* Dwell in your oblivion.
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my mother found not one, but two lighters in my brother's jacket pockets.

she thinks for a short while, then comes to the sad conclusion and shouts out at him:

"i knew you were up to something naughty; you've been sniffing lighter fluid!"
Is this a joke from Times Weekly? :rofl: Or is your mom really that stupid? (no offense) :eek:
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i think she's naive rather than anything
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u tell dat ho to wise up yo'.
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<pedantic mode>

No txt/gangsta speak, yo!

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Is this a joke from Times Weekly? :rofl: Or is your mom really that stupid? (no offense) :eek:
Are you American?

Maybe your mum is actually really smart and he is actually sniffing lighter fluid?
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Are you American?

Maybe your mum is actually really smart and he is actually sniffing lighter fluid?
Are you calling Americans smart? ^o)
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Are you calling Americans smart? ^o)
Of course not, I was pointing out that the person before me spelt something the American way instead of the correct way. That is why I quoted them and put the S in bold because it should have been a C.
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Of course not, I was pointing out that the person before me spelt something the American way instead of the correct way. That is why I quoted them and put the S in bold because it should have been a C.
Oh.. i was wondering what you meant to..

"mom" and "Offense"... yeh... american?! :confused:
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Oh.. i was wondering what you meant to..
It's quite funny that people were confused when they thought I was calling Americans smart. Shame on you people, I'm sure Americans are smart in their own special way.
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It's quite funny that people were confused when they thought I was calling Americans smart. Shame on you people, I'm sure Americans are smart in their own special way.
:rofl:

that would indeed be a first!!
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