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INTEGRATION biggin' up da 4th power with respec 2 x watch

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    Maths is largely boring. That's why a thread on maths jokes is an essential part of everyone's diet.

    f(x) walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says, "Sorry sir, we don't do functions." (me)

    energy equals milk chocolate square (from a website)

    E^x went to see a psychiatrist about his fear of people. The psychiatrist advised e^x to go to a party and mix with the revellers. The next day, e^x came back. 'I tried to integrate, but nothing's changed!' (teacher)

    People who go off at tangents aren't normal. (trad. arr. mrendell)

    What does a mathematician do when he's constipated?
    - He works it out with a pencil (teacher)

    The man did a subtraction. He was nonplussed by the result. (me/mrendell)

    Gravity is a law. Lawbreakers will be brought down. (me)

    What do you get when you differentiate x^3? -murder of the third degree!! (me)

    work = f x d
    substitute F = ma
    then Work = mad (me)

    what did Buzz Lightyear exclaim in the maths lesson? - To tan90 and beyond!!! (mrendell)

    what did the reciprocal say to his friend when he beat him at pool? - I got one over on you! (other person)

    last joke: you can never have enough maths jokes

    love in abundance
    me x

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    the best maths jokes come from the heart, so my friend says

    Integral of 1/(cabin) with respect to cabin = WoodHut

    Hur hur
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