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1. Maths is largely boring. That's why a thread on maths jokes is an essential part of everyone's diet.

f(x) walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says, "Sorry sir, we don't do functions." (me)

energy equals milk chocolate square (from a website)

E^x went to see a psychiatrist about his fear of people. The psychiatrist advised e^x to go to a party and mix with the revellers. The next day, e^x came back. 'I tried to integrate, but nothing's changed!' (teacher)

People who go off at tangents aren't normal. (trad. arr. mrendell)

What does a mathematician do when he's constipated?
- He works it out with a pencil (teacher)

The man did a subtraction. He was nonplussed by the result. (me/mrendell)

Gravity is a law. Lawbreakers will be brought down. (me)

What do you get when you differentiate x^3? -murder of the third degree!! (me)

work = f x d
substitute F = ma

what did Buzz Lightyear exclaim in the maths lesson? - To tan90 and beyond!!! (mrendell)

what did the reciprocal say to his friend when he beat him at pool? - I got one over on you! (other person)

last joke: you can never have enough maths jokes

love in abundance
me x
2. the best maths jokes come from the heart, so my friend says
3. Integral of 1/(cabin) with respect to cabin = WoodHut

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