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    A wife came home from shopping and saw her husband holding a fly-swatter.

    "What are you doing?" she asked.

    "I'm killing flies," said her husband.

    "How many did you kill?"

    "Three males and two females."

    "Oh really?" she asked bewildered. "How did you know they were male or female?"

    "Well," said the husband, "the three were sitting on a can of beer and the two were sitting on the phone."

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    :rofl: thats good
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    lol i like it
 
 
 
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