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Reply 1

Throw a bucket of mud over him everyday

Reply 2

A bucket of water would probably be more helpful.

Reply 3

Bucket of bleach would probably be best.

Reply 4

Heh, yeah.

Shower twice a day at the very least.

Reply 5

Guh. I can't go without one every morning, partially because my hair is notorious for sticking up very badly in the morning and only after a shower is it even slightly managable, but also because I would feel like a tramp for the rest of the day if I didn't...

Reply 6

ewwww shower only once a week?! no offence, but man...go ask your dad to take a shower. not very hygienic, is he? if i was his daughter, i'd go tell him to take a shower right now. tsk, tsk, tsk. the world that we live in is utterly weird. when you have water, you don't want to take advantage of it and use it, but when you don't, you're scrambling all about finding some.

Reply 7

once a day is okay...once a week isn't

Reply 8

even the french shower more than that

Reply 9

Throw some letters over him.. won't do anything, but would be hella funny..

Every 2 days, capture him in a corner, tape his arms and legs up, and run a bath for him, at this point, get your mum to take his clothes off him, and chuck him in the bath.. make sure the bath is full of lots of foam bath stuff.. so he will smell lovely when he's finished..

Reply 10

now taht is horrilble once a week is never enogh, once a day mabe but once a week tell your dad to sort it out should buy himdeoderant and shower gel for easter

Reply 11

try making bathtime fun for him

Reply 12

lol I think he has like mini washes everyday were he washes his face and under his arms but thats it, he only showers once a week. Im at home a lot so know.
Ive told him he stinks but he doesn't care what anyone says.

Reply 13

Riddy
lol I think he has like mini washes everyday were he washes his face and under his arms but thats it, he only showers once a week. Im at home a lot so know.
Ive told him he stinks but he doesn't care what anyone says.


Well good for him, if he's happy with what he is doing, i say, let him get on with it, after you have chucked him in the bath that is. :biggrin:

so you openly say "Hey Dad, You Stink Mate..." :rofl: that is funny.... :p:

Reply 14

Riddy
lol I think he has like mini washes everyday were he washes his face and under his arms but thats it.


This is termed 'The whore's bath'. Just a fun fact for ya there.

Reply 15

Had I such facility, I would use it.

Reply 16

Profesh
Had I such facility, I would use it.


So you bathe like a whore too then?

Reply 17

chester_lass83
now taht is horrilble once a week is never enogh, once a day mabe but once a week tell your dad to sort it out should buy himdeoderant and shower gel for easter


He still has the stuff I bought him last year:redface:

Reply 18

Agent Z
So you bathe like a whore too then?


One likes to keep personal hygeine at top level at all times.. can't smell like a wet fish can we now?! or a dryed out fish... eww.. :puke:

Reply 19

Agent Z
So you bathe like a whore too then?


Only whilst domiciled at home. The apparent irony of my re-locating to 'student' accommodation more abundantly furnished than that experienced in any previous walk of life is not lost on this (not-so) humble, working-class ragamuffin.