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    Abandoned vibrator prompts bomb scare

    Bomb squad experts in Austria sealed off a busy motorway to deal with a suspicious package that turned out to be a switched-on vibrator.

    A man reported noises from the package after seeing it left in the car park at a busy motorway service station at Rankweil.

    He called local police and alerted them to the what he believed was an "explosive device with a ticking timer".

    But when explosive experts who sealed off the area opened the packet it turned out to be nothing more explosive than a pack of hard core porn films lying next to the vibrator.

    Peter Freudelsberger, local police spokesman, said: "When our experts opened the suspicious package, it turned out that it was full with all sorts of sex articles.

    "The vibrator had been switched on but the batteries had run down and it was not vibrating any more, just making a sort of ticking noise."

    Police took the items away, but say they are not expecting the owner to turn up to collect them.
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    I just knew I forgot to switch it off
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    What was Tinykates doing in Austria?
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    is that Bin Laden's next move? flood the west with cheap vibrators...
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    (Original post by sillynarb2)


    Police took the items away, but say they are not expecting the owner to turn up to collect them.
    LOL wonder what the police did with the items afterwards.
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    ha ha ha that reminds me of the film fight club

    SECURITY TFM
    "But when a suitcase vibrates, the throwers have to
    call the police."

    JACK
    "My suitcase was *vibrating*?"


    SECURITY
    "Nine times out of ten, it's an electric razor. One out of ten, it's a
    dildo. Sometimes it's even a *man*. It's airline policy not to imply
    ownership in the event of a dildo. We gotta use the indefinite
    article: "*A* dildo". Never "*Your* dildo".


    classic
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    When I went on holday last year in customs (B'ham airport) there was a glass box full of knives, scissors, etc... and one vibrator... me and my bf couldnt stop laughing.
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    When I was on a train recently my electric toothbrush started vibrating in my bag and everyone on the train thought i had a vibrator I was so embarrassed
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    (Original post by amazingtrade)
    What was Tinykates doing in Austria?
    lol
 
 
 
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