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    I got an amazing 19th century viola. Anyone else's birthday today?
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    my brother's!
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    (Original post by Eeyore)
    I got an amazing 19th century viola. Anyone else's birthday today?
    congrats, do you feel older and wiser?
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    (Original post by Eeyore)
    I got an amazing 19th century viola. Anyone else's birthday today?
    happy birthday Eeyore, got a pic of yourself for the forum collection?
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    (Original post by Eeyore)
    I got an amazing 19th century viola. Anyone else's birthday today?
    What do you get if you throw some viola players into a swimming pool?
    Vegetable soup.

    Heheheh.
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    TO Mr White - I can't understand why viola players are subject to such jokes.... we're cleverer than the rest of the orchestra anyway cos we have to read a different clef!

    To ]{ingnik, it's on Shazza's members' pictures website!

    To _Emma_ ... nah, don't really feel any older or wiser, even though I'm 18 now!!
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    (Original post by Eeyore)
    To ]{ingnik, it's on Shazza's members' pictures website!
    ahh my arch nemisis. humour a sentimental old fool and attach it to a reply, will you?
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    Happy birthday then!
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    (Original post by Eeyore)
    TO Mr White - I can't understand why viola players are subject to such jokes.... we're cleverer than the rest of the orchestra anyway cos we have to read a different clef!

    To ]{ingnik, it's on Shazza's members' pictures website!

    To _Emma_ ... nah, don't really feel any older or wiser, even though I'm 18 now!!
    How do you keep your violin from getting stolen?
    Put it in a viola case.
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    (Original post by Mr White)
    How do you keep your violin from getting stolen?
    Put it in a viola case.
    is it just me or does no one get these "jokes"
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    HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!! :cool:
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    (Original post by me!)
    is it just me or does no one get these "jokes"
    Sorry, orchestral jokes.

    How do you get a viola player to play a passage pianissimo tremolando?
    Mark it 'solo'.
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    (Original post by me!)
    is it just me or does no one get these "jokes"
    to be honest i didn't get a single one of em :rolleyes:
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    (Original post by ]{ingnik)
    ahh my arch nemisis. humour a sentimental old fool and attach it to a reply, will you?
    Lol, ok. I look pretty horrible in it though Hope I've managed to attach it properly...

    :eek: :eek: about Mr. White's joke!!
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    (Original post by Eeyore)
    :eek: :eek: about Mr. White's joke!!
    Well, I think that they're funny. Here's another:

    What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?
    The coffin has the dead person on the inside.
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    (Original post by Eeyore)
    Lol, ok. I look pretty horrible in it though Hope I've managed to attach it properly...

    :eek: :eek: about Mr. White's joke!!
    arg, thank you, but ive just done it myself! oh well, go view my sparkly pic thread: http://www.uk-learning.net/showthrea...41&goto=postid
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    (Original post by Mr White)
    Well, I think that they're funny. Here's another:

    What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?
    The coffin has the dead person on the inside.
    lol, ok i got that one!
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    (Original post by ]{ingnik)
    lol, ok i got that one!
    Why do violists stand for long periods outside people's houses?
    They can't find the key and they don't know when to come in.
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    (Original post by Eeyore)
    Lol, ok. I look pretty horrible in it though Hope I've managed to attach it properly...

    :eek: :eek: about Mr. White's joke!!
    hey ur a princess diaries person! (shhhhh I am too)... I have that silver box thing too! from clintons...
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    hey ur a princess diaries person! (shhhhh I am too)... I have that silver box thing too! from clintons...
    i've been on the tram that got crashed into on princess diarires (film) hehe
 
 
 
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