I'm afraid I have some very sad news. For those of you who used to enjoy a 99p burger on your way back from drunken nights out...it is no longer. McDonalds has been closed
I will now provide a short eulogy:
Our dear McDonalds, you will be sorely missed. You kept us alive when college food simply became too much to stomach and your fat and grease lined our arteries just the way we liked them. Please forgive Hannah Al-Othman, who knew not what she was doing when she hurled a bin through your window. You were the perfect antidote to an excess intake of tequila and provided many an intoxicated student with a cure for the munchies. Goodbye, McDonalds, MaccyD's, the Lard Central, or whatever other name you were known by.
Please feel free to add your own comments and share your thoughts about our lost friend. Flowers may be sent to The Former McDonalds (probably now to become another overpriced coffee shop) 30-31 High Street Durham DH1 3UL
EDIT: Ok, I just read the general chat and realised you've been chatting about this anyway-sorry! All this essay writing has made my brain a bit slow...