i've read this somewhere and i think this is the worst!
My brother had a co-worker who apparently thought that he was dating Jennifer Garner, because he came up with a hell of a proposal. One day she came home from work and he sat her down and said that he had to make a confession. he didn't actually work for the bank, he was a spy for CSIS (the Canadian CIA). Of course, she laughed, until he took her up to the bedroom, removed a ceiling tile and pulled down a box containing a few passports, a big wad of cash and a gun, at which point she starts to freak out a bit. Then he tells her that his partner's been captured, and he needs her to come on a mission with him that weekend. They walk a few blocks down the street where a rental car is parked with the keys in the ignition, and an envelope in the glove compartment with the details of the mission. He drives her three hours up north to an inn, where a dress is waiting for her on the bed. She is, of course, in hysterics, crying about how she doesn't want to do this, and how long has he been staying in hotel rooms with other women etc. etc., and he tells her it's a matter of national security and to suck it up and get dressed for dinner, where he finally proposes.