Dumb things I've heard people sayWatch
I'll start off:
"What is the capital of India, I know its not France"
I look forward to the responses.
There was a fly in my friends dorm and she said argh I am sick of all these bloody midgets!! Meaning midges haha what made it funnier was that we are both 5ft1.. it was kind of a had to be there moment admittedly.
Also a quote from Britney Spears: "I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa."
She's 16 years old now.
I think I wanted to eat a grenade.
Stupidest thing I've ever said.
It was in the english classroom,there was a girl which is in love with Mangas and japanese series,the professor asked a question to this girl:Which city in America you'd like to visit ?
"Can you buy them?" Right next to the cashier of the cupcake store.
"Is Moscow a Muslim country?"
"Is the president George Bushington?" although this one was said by my little sister I found it hilarious
Dumb blonde: What are you going to watch?
Girl: We haven't decided yet
Dumb blonde: What kind of film is that?
Also there were these two retarded girls in my class who were talking about who the priminister was. Girl 1 said "Gordon Brown is the Priminister" and then girl 2 replies with confidence saying "NO HE'S NOT, YOU IDIOT, IT'S BORIS JOHNSON!"
Lol, I'm getting negs because I've spelt Prime Minister wrong, how pathetic
" I don't move around alot or do chores because I have too much lactic acid."
"Because God said so."