Dumb things I've heard people sayWatch
"Yeah, like when you do something quickly it takes less time"
Well that's from "young, dumb and living off mum" but it made me laugh so much.
"How do you know when the water is boiling?"
Flatmate: "What, I'd totally want an ostrich?"
Flatmate: "I'm going to vote BNP"
Flatmate: Yeah, well they got some good policies"
Me: "Like what?"
Flatmate: "Well I don't actually know any of their policies, but they can't be all bad, can they?"
And my absolute favourite.
Flatmate: "How do you make super noodles?"
He is 20... Doing Physics... at Bristol for goodness sake.
"Belgium is the capital of Germany."
"It's not Hungary, the country is called Hungaria."
Spent like two whole science lessons attempting to convince a girl that 'Hungaria' didn't exist.
Another friend once said "I thought Mt. Everest was in Peru?" Pha.
Me, watching the news: Looks like New York's getting battered.
Little bro: Why, what's the score?
It was y/x = v