Dumb things I've heard people say

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"Is Halloween always on the 31st?"
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Was trying to convince a girl I liked that physics could be interesting, so I explained to her what time dilation roughly was. She said:

"Yeah, like when you do something quickly it takes less time"

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"Are we carnivores or mammals?"

Well that's from "young, dumb and living off mum" but it made me laugh so much.
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My flatmate at uni in freshers while trying to boil an egg:

"How do you know when the water is boiling?" :confused:
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My brother thought panda's were from Africa...

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Me: "If I ever win the lottery, I'm not going to be all ostentatious about it"
Flatmate: "What, I'd totally want an ostrich?"

Flatmate: "I'm going to vote BNP"
Me: "WHAT?!"
Flatmate: Yeah, well they got some good policies"
Me: "Like what?"
Flatmate: "Well I don't actually know any of their policies, but they can't be all bad, can they?"

And my absolute favourite.
Flatmate: "How do you make super noodles?"
He is 20... Doing Physics... at Bristol for goodness sake.
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Love the replies guys, keep them coming. Very funny.
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Urm well a girl in my class did ask where euthanasia is ...
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Having a random chat with a friend and he says, "I wonder how long it takes for a Giraffe to throw up"?
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"Is Mexico in Spain?"
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(Original post by tmorton90)
My flatmate at uni in freshers while trying to boil an egg:

"How do you know when the water is boiling?" :confused:
This made me fall off my chair
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my friend got a b in a level maths. What a dunce.
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"Yorkshire is in Germany."
"Belgium is the capital of Germany."
"It's not Hungary, the country is called Hungaria."

Spent like two whole science lessons attempting to convince a girl that 'Hungaria' didn't exist.
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My ex-girlfriend looked into the sky during the early morning and saw the moon. She then said "How is it possible for the sun AND the moon to be up at the same time? I thought they were the same thing?"

My reaction: :facepalm:

Another friend once said "I thought Mt. Everest was in Peru?" Pha.
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I think we all know that one idiot who thought Africa was a country
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(Original post by Redolent)
I think we all know that one idiot who thought Africa was a country
lol very true or that Australia is a continent
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During Hurricane Sandy, I had this encounter with my little brother:

Me, watching the news: Looks like New York's getting battered.

Little bro: Why, what's the score?
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My friend suggested doing the substitution xy = v in the second order differential equation.

It was y/x = v :facepalm:
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I knew someone who thought the Mersey Tunnel was a bridge. What made it worse is that she was from Liverpool...

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My brother once told me he didn't like toast because it had too much bread in it. :facepalm:
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