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    I was in Kilburn building in the UoM on Friday and walked past an open office door with the most geeky thing I've ever seen, on the door mat. It read...

    "Welcome. There is no where like 127.0.0.1"

    Can anyone better that?
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    there are 10 types of people int he world. those who understand binary, and those who dont
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    I once saw a T-shirt that said 'There are 10 types of people in this world - those who understand binary, and those who don't.'

    It made me laugh anyway.
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    (Original post by elpaw)
    there are 10 types of people int he world. those who understand binary, and those who dont
    i was just about to post that....freaky
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    (Original post by elpaw)
    there are 10 types of people int he world. those who understand binary, and those who dont
    my biology teacher shared that with us and made half the class groan (and feel very geeky)... isn't that in someone's sig at the mo :confused: *wracks brain*
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    (Original post by elpaw)
    there are 10 types of people int he world. those who understand binary, and those who dont
    Ah dammit, too late.

    Anyway, I saw another T-shirt which said:

    "C:/DOS
    C:/DOS/RUN
    RUN/DOS/RUN"

    Then again, I got that from The Simpsons.
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    (Original post by piginapoke)
    Basically, any of the products on http://www.thinkgeek.com/
    the binary clock very geeky
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    (Original post by Baron)
    the binary clock very geeky
    i think there is t shirt on there that says 'code monkey' which looks quality

    i might get one
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    (Original post by Tednol)
    I was in Kilburn building in the UoM on Friday and walked past an open office door with the most geeky thing I've ever seen, on the door mat. It read...

    "Welcome. There is no where like 127.0.0.1"

    Can anyone better that?
    you could also have:

    10 Home
    20 Sweet
    30 goto 10
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    have you seen this,
    http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/generic/65a4/

    ¬_¬
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    (Original post by Riverz End)
    Ah dammit, too late.

    Anyway, I saw another T-shirt which said:

    "C:/DOS
    C:/DOS/RUN
    RUN/DOS/RUN"

    Then again, I got that from The Simpsons.
    i saw that on the Simpsons, and i want it.
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    (Original post by elpaw)
    there are 10 types of people int he world. those who understand binary, and those who dont
    I've never heard the word 'binary', even looked it up on www.dictionary.com and I don't get it...anyone kind enough to elaborate on the quote a bit?
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    (Original post by bcr8iv)
    I've never heard the word 'binary', even looked it up on www.dictionary.com and I don't get it...anyone kind enough to elaborate on the quote a bit?
    binary is basically computer code.
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    Bow before me, I am root

    I see fragged people

    Will work for bandwidth

    resistance is futile, if <1 ohm

    all on tee-shirts, as well as others, at thinkgeek.com
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    Our chemistry teacher once tried to sell us a range of merchandise with the periodic table on - T-shirts, ties, tea towels etc... :rolleyes:
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    Done

    C:\>Create creepy_things

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    C:\>Now let us make man in our image

    Unspecified type. Try again.

    C:\>Create man

    Done

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    Garden.edn

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    Garden.edn

    Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors.

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    Garden.edn. 1 errors.

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    Search failed.

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    Shame cannot be deleted once evil has been activated.

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    I've never heard the word 'binary', even looked it up on http://www.uk-learning.net/go.cgi?u....dictionary.com and I don't get it...anyone kind enough to elaborate on the quote a bit?
    binary is base-2, usually we use base-10. ie numbers from 0-9, binary only has numbers from 0-1 so:

    00 = 0
    01 = 1
    10 = 2

    so there are 10 types of people in the world. those who understand binary, and those who dont. - the "10" is in base-2. fashioning an incredible joke that makes you laugh until your sides hurt and you get a hernia. if you like that kind of thing

    i hope this has helped
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    Anyway, a really geeky t-shirt i've found (and almost bought) says.

    How many people can read hex if only you and dead people can read hex?
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    (Original post by Iluvatar)
    Anyway, a really geeky t-shirt i've found (and almost bought) says.

    How many people can read hex if only you and dead people can read hex?
    what u said above was very celver.
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    (Original post by elpaw)
    there are 10 types of people int he world. those who understand binary, and those who dont
    I don't get it
 
 
 
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