I have two infact, 3 stupid injuries. Two of them related one not so.
1st: The first was in year 11 when we'd just started going rugby at school (although i'd played previously). I was running with the ball when i tripped over someone's foot (who was on the floor at the time), flipped in the air and landed on the side of my neck fracturing a bone and damaging a muscle, which to this day still hasn't fully recovered.
After it happened i couldn't move my neck at all, what's worse was it was in the middle of a massive field in the freezing cold with nothing but that stupid silver film to cover me and i had to stay there for an hour, not being able to move before the ambulance came. It drove onto the pitch and everything.
The funny thing about it was my dad was watching from the car park wondering who it was, finally decided to ask someone who told them that it was me and he sprinted down onto the muddy pitch and almost fell over himself next to me.
2nd: I was running down the stairs when there was a toy that one of my little brothers or sisters was playing wtih on one of the steps. It was a a toy with wheels. I slipped on it, flipped over the banister and fell about 6 feet, landing on my elbow and instantly breaking it. I had to have a pin put in it.
3rd: Shortly after i was allowed to take the cast off my elbow, i went upto the petrol station to get my mom a newspaper. On the way back, a stick i ran over got caught in my back wheel, locking it up and taking me down to the ground, after hitting a parked car. So then on came the cast again for another month and a half!
I've done other stupid stuff as well, but they're the 3 major ones where i broke something. The others include tripping over a barbed wire fence and gashing my leg, falling out of a tree onto a sharp branch and needing an operation to have the wood removed from my leg and a feast of other stuff. I've been through some wars i tell thee!
regards
--marty