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19 Year Old Virgin Needing Help

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Reply 60

Yeah definite troll with this one.

Reply 61

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by dbou
I call troll; if you can't envisage the possibility that someone with a higher IQ than you exists on TSR (this being a forum for students) then you can't possibly not be a troll.


Considering I am getting a first in the hardest course at the best university in the world I think I can.

Reply 62

Pretty much everyone is bad their first time. Plenty of us have had the comment "good for a first time" ehich is a polite way of saying bad.

Practice makes perfect haha.

The only advice for not being "bad" would be that you shouldn't presume that just pumping the meat back and forth = good sex.

Spoiler




Actually give a crap about the girl you're with, vary speeds/positions etc. Kiss them too. Shows you're not just after the V which I imagine is a turn off.

Reply 63

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by GQ95
Have a tactical **** before and it'll be fine


Evidence presented in The Inbetweeners episode 4, seaason 3 indicates that them be dangerous waters! :pirate3:

Reply 64

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by Anonymous
My IQ>140 - I am going to constantly analyse and over think everything. Especially when I am a severe fear of being bad at anything I do.



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by Anonymous
Sorry:

No 2 ) I have had experiences or not being able to get it up for unattractive girls.

N


you know for someone who over think and analyses everything, you have a high propensity for typos.

Reply 65

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by Anonymous
Hi guys,

I am scared of sleeping with a girl - I am just really worried I will be **** at it and I can't take being bad at anything.

I am really clever, funny, confident (have no approach anxiety whatsoever), good at sport, quite wedge, good looking. But I just can't sleep with a girl..

I am really good at gaming girls in clubs or just in everyday life but whenever I have the opportunity to f-close I panic and leave.


First time is never good, just accept that and stop caring.

Reply 66

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by Anonymous
Considering I am getting a first in the hardest course at the best university in the world I think I can.


You're an idiot if you think you can quantify the hardest course. There are different types of intelligence, hence why we all find different things more challenging. Most competitive is hard to judge, let alone the hardest - in terms of what? The effort required for a first? As said, within the upper spheres of what we would consider hard courses at the best universities, that depends on the person and their natural aptitude for it.

I know several people with a higher IQ than you. My dad and my best friend, for starters. You aren't the smartest person out there, you know :rolleyes:

Reply 67

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by Hypocrism
Ending an interaction with sex. Like an n-close means ending with her number, k-close with a kiss, a-close with...well.

Can't believe I ever actually thought that ridiculous PUA stuff would help me feel better about myself :redface:


Wow

Reply 68

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by Anonymous
Hi guys,

I am scared of sleeping with a girl - I am just really worried I will be **** at it and I can't take being bad at anything.

I am really clever, funny, confident (have no approach anxiety whatsoever), good at sport, quite wedge, good looking. But I just can't sleep with a girl..

I am really good at gaming girls in clubs or just in everyday life but whenever I have the opportunity to f-close I panic and leave.


:facepalm:

MAN THE HELL UP!!!

sorry that was harsh :redface:

Reply 69

Surely everyone's first time will be crap?

Reply 70

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by Anonymous
Considering I am getting a first in the hardest course at the best university in the world I think I can.


Which course is this then? Maths at Cambridge perhaps?

Reply 71

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by Anonymous
Considering I am getting a first in the hardest course at the best university in the world I think I can.


Was going well until you posted this. Went slightly over the top here but good effort nonetheless.

Reply 72

Okay firstly maybe dont introduce yourself as the best thing ever (even if you are) - might not win ya all the favours - no offence :P

Secondly, go for a proper relationship and not a quicky - if your first time is a favour or a one night stand it'll probably be **** anyway.
Dont rush though - it'll happen when it happens, just be chill :smile: people like chill
Lastly dont expect too much from a first time - most people's first time is a bit pants - which is why it should be a relationship. A relationship is about more than a first time. If you mean it, it will show x

Reply 73

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by dbou
Which course is this then? Maths at Cambridge perhaps?


:smile:

Reply 74

I don't think you can do as bad as my first time, I put the condom on the wrong way, and I didn't realise until afterwards. You need to think in this case matter over mind, if you want to do it that much. I bet they'll be worrying just as much as you, but once it's done, you can only get better, calm down about it. It's more enjoyable for the guy anyway.

Reply 75

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by Anonymous
:smile:


Having a bit of trouble believing that, what college are you at then?