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    (Original post by lumpycustard)
    no, just other threads r ctahin my eyes now...
    ...your knob is dwindling, oh dear.
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    (Original post by Amb1)
    ...your knob is dwindling, oh dear.
    LOL

    Here's a couple of fitting ones from Elton John:

    I want knob
    When a woman doesn't knob you
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    When a man knobs a woman...
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    Guys - I couldn't resist this:

    ATOMIC KITTEN LYRICS

    "I Want Your Knob"

    Move it right up to me,
    Like you know you should,
    And make me know you're doin,
    All of the right things...

    Coz makin lots of money,
    And livin in a dream,
    Is when you know you're doin,
    All of the right things...

    Push it, oh, don't push it,
    Push it, oh, don't push it,
    Push it, oh, don't push it...

    Coz baby, I want your Knob,
    I want your Knobbin baby,
    Baby, I want your Knob,
    Boom...

    Bet you think you're funny,
    Just hangin with my friends,
    They make you think you're sayin,
    All of the right things...

    When you gonna wake up,
    And when you gonna see,
    That they're just glad you give me,
    All of the right things...

    Push it, oh, don't push it,
    Push it, oh, don't push it,
    Push it, oh, don't push it...

    Coz baby, I want your knob,
    I want your knobbin baby,
    Baby, I want your knob,
    Boom...

    Push it, oh, don't push it,
    Push it, oh, don't push it,
    Push it, oh, don't push it...

    Push it, oh, don't push it,
    Push it, oh, don't push it,
    Push it, oh, just don't push it...

    You said you're gonna call me,
    And I wait by the phone,
    I need to hear you sayin,
    All of the right things...

    Coz boy I got your number,
    I'm tryin to play it cool,
    But you'd better be doing,
    All of the right things...

    Push it, oh, push it,
    Push it, oh, push it,
    Push it...

    Coz baby, I want your knob,
    I want your knobbin baby,
    Baby, I want your knob,
    Boom...

    Coz baby, I want your knob,
    I want your knobbin baby,
    Baby, I want your knob,
    Boom...

    Baby, baby, baby, baby...

    Push it, oh, push it,
    Push it, oh, push it,
    Boom...
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    (Original post by Amb1)
    ...your knob is dwindling, oh dear.
    iv lost it i think im impotent to the knob/love game!
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    (Original post by Daveo)
    Guys - I couldn't resist this:

    ATOMIC KITTEN LYRICS

    "I Want Your Knob"

    Move it right up to me,
    Like you know you should,
    And make me know you're doin,
    All of the right things...

    Coz makin lots of money,
    And livin in a dream,
    Is when you know you're doin,
    All of the right things...

    Push it, oh, don't push it,
    Push it, oh, don't push it,
    Push it, oh, don't push it...

    Coz baby, I want your Knob,
    I want your Knobbin baby,
    Baby, I want your Knob,
    Boom...

    Bet you think you're funny,
    Just hangin with my friends,
    They make you think you're sayin,
    All of the right things...

    When you gonna wake up,
    And when you gonna see,
    That they're just glad you give me,
    All of the right things...

    Push it, oh, don't push it,
    Push it, oh, don't push it,
    Push it, oh, don't push it...

    Coz baby, I want your knob,
    I want your knobbin baby,
    Baby, I want your knob,
    Boom...

    Push it, oh, don't push it,
    Push it, oh, don't push it,
    Push it, oh, don't push it...

    Push it, oh, don't push it,
    Push it, oh, don't push it,
    Push it, oh, just don't push it...

    You said you're gonna call me,
    And I wait by the phone,
    I need to hear you sayin,
    All of the right things...

    Coz boy I got your number,
    I'm tryin to play it cool,
    But you'd better be doing,
    All of the right things...

    Push it, oh, push it,
    Push it, oh, push it,
    Push it...

    Coz baby, I want your knob,
    I want your knobbin baby,
    Baby, I want your knob,
    Boom...

    Coz baby, I want your knob,
    I want your knobbin baby,
    Baby, I want your knob,
    Boom...

    Baby, baby, baby, baby...

    Push it, oh, push it,
    Push it, oh, push it,
    Boom...
    Wow, a lot of effort went into that!! Is it "I want your knobbin, baby" or "I want your knobbin-baby"??
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    (Original post by suz19)
    LOL

    Here's a couple of fitting ones from Elton John:

    I want knob
    When a woman doesn't knob you
    And the classic: Don't go breaking my knob (I couldn't if I tried)

    And then of course there's his mate George Micheal

    Fastknob
    Someone to knob
    You have been knobbed
    I can't make you knob me
    Where did your knob go
    Last Christmas I gave you my knob - the very next day you gave it away :eek:
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    (Original post by Amb1)
    Wow, a lot of effort went into that!! Is it "I want your knobbin, baby" or "I want your knobbin-baby"??
    It was just a cut and paste jobby but I thought it was soooooo funny.
    And its whichever you want it to be.
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    (Original post by Pencil Queen)
    And the classic: Don't go breaking my knob (I couldn't if I tried)

    And then of course there's his mate George Micheal

    Fastknob
    Someone to knob
    You have been knobbed
    I can't make you knob me
    Where did your knob go
    Last Christmas I gave you my knob - the very next day you gave it away :eek:
    LOL It's as if they've all played this game!

    Bye bye knob, bye bye happiness...
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    ok i thought we were talking about love not nobs!!! :rolleyes:
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    (Original post by KizzieB)
    ok i thought we were talking about love not nobs!!! :rolleyes:
    yeah we decided to change the word love into the word knob
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    (Original post by ~*glitter*~)
    yeah we decided to change the word love into the word knob
    hi did u go 2 lesson?
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    Knob me tender, knob me do....
    Ah, still cracks me up!
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    Sorry to bump this but I think this one is worth it :p:

    Cat Stevens - I Love My Dog
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    (Original post by Gimp)
    Sorry to bump this but I think this one is worth it :p:

    Cat Stevens - I Love My Dog
    Oh no!! What have you done?!!
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    (Original post by Amb1)
    Oh no!! What have you done?!!
    Amb, resist, RESIST. We can do it!!!
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    Oh no!! What have you done?!!
    It was Cat Stevens not me! My dog is still chaste honest!
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    (Original post by Gimp)
    Sorry to bump this but I think this one is worth it :p:

    Cat Stevens - I Love My Dog
    there's one really good from smashing pumpkins: stand inside your love
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    (Original post by suz19)
    Amb, resist, RESIST. We can do it!!!
    aaaaaaaah!
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    i have never seen anything so funny in my whole life!!!! i am still laughing loud enough to make my house fall down! "i love my dog" o dear o dear!! and "achy breaky knob" and of course "grandma we love you" were among my favourites!!! cant quite bring myself to write knob in the dog and grandma ones!! sooooo funny, Pencil Queen u are a genius!!
 
 
 
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