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Poll: Ass or boobs?
Straight man, would prefer a flat chest over a flat ass (167)
48.97%
Straight man, would prefer a flat ass over a flat chest (137)
40.18%
Lesbian, would prefer a flat chest over a flat ass (4)
1.17%
Lesbian, would prefer a flat ass over a flat chest (3)
0.88%
Bisexual woman, would prefer a flat chest over a flat ass (17)
4.99%
Bisexual woman, would prefer a flat ass over a flat chest (13)
3.81%
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From my interactions with girls/women IRL and from some of the posts on TSR, it seems that (arguably) most girls believe men think breast size/shape is far more important than the ass. In fact, some girls think men only want big boobs and don't care at all if the girl's ass is flat.

Now, I know that guys are different in their preference of breasts and bum. But I think a lot of girls really underestimate the number of guys that appreciate a nice ass. And hence, I am really surprised at the insecurity that girls with small breasts or with flat chests have. They underestimate the number of guys that don't care much about about the size of their boobs.

Of course, ideally, we straight men would have a woman with (what we individually deem as) nice breasts and with a nice ass. But I'm sure men do have a preference between ass and tits.

So to get a gauge of TSR's heterosexual men's views on women's bodies regarding ass and tits, can you men please vote who you find more attractive between a woman that had:

(a) nice face, hair, nice overall body figure, nice legs, nice breasts but a flat ass

(b) nice face, hair, nice overall body figure, nice legs, nice ass but a flat chest

Of course, everyone's entitled to have their own preferences. But I'd be shocked if a large majority of men preferred an ass that could be used as an ironing board over a flat chest.

Lesbians and bi-sexual women are also free to vote.

For more insight into my own opinion on this matter and some videos that includes examples of flat asses and nice asses, look at my spoiler.

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Imo, the ass is far more important than the breasts. I have seen many pornstars who have small breasts or flat chests, yet I would still bang them till they're crippled because they have a nice face, nice hair, nice ass and nice legs. Anytime I saw a pornstar with huge breast implants but still had a flat ass, my reaction to them was a mixture of laughter and disgust at how embarassing it was to have large tits but no ass to back it up. And that was pretty much the last time I ever set my eyes on those flat-ass-but-huge-tits-abominations.

To see some examples of flat asses, look at this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SS4C33rZtMg

Don't get me wrong, I've seen some girls with slightly flat asses that I would still bang because their overall body figure was good. But generally, flat asses are just a no-no for me. Doing doggystyle without a nice ass to grab and watch jiggle is just awful for me. And although I do like nice breasts, I don't have the same appreciation for nice breasts as I do for nice asses. And I think part of that is down to the fact that a nice ass is perfectly achievable with exercise. But nice breasts are quite unrealistic to achieve through natural means without getting fat. The alternative of course is breast implants but the fact that they're fake reduces my appreciation of them even if they're nice to look at.

To see some examples of nice ass, have a look at these videos:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryBIw18RsKM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9xF49mYK2k

Now, tell me what straight guy wouldn't bang the girl in the first video even if she had a flat chest and assuming she had a nice face?

There are even better asses out there but I'd get banned if I posted them on here due to them being explicit. However, you can google Jaime Koeppe for a very good example of an awesome ass.

In conclusion, I appreciate breasts and butts. But for me, breasts are not as important to a woman's attractiveness as many girls seem to think. For me, her face and hair are the most important. Afterwards, ideally, she must have a nice overall body figure (i.e. everything is in proportion). Then specially, she must have a nice ass with nice legs. Finally, having nice breasts is just a bonus. It's not a necessity.
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were them videos really necessary?
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Last girl I had a thing for had no boobs or ass, and my last girlfriend had both so :dontknow:.
Though if I really had to choose, I'd probably pick boobs.
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Ass > breasts

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If you had to choose between an 'ass' or 'breasts' surely the ass would win. Because 'breasts' sounds utterly non-sexual
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i love girls with small boobs..

Edit: why the hate? if you like larger boobs, be glad! One less to compete with!
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'Buttocks or breasts?' would have been more consistent.
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lol you wrote an entire thesis to compliment the poll :lol:

I personally prefer the ass. There's nothing sexier than a girl with a nice round ass that you could bury your face in.
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Breasts?

We're not in the line at KFC here, you mean boobs or titties?
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Where's the option for indifference and preference for more meaningful traits?
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I have 'dat ass' and quite a small chest. I'm happy with the way I am and my boyfriend is basically obsessed with my bum, so I've voted ass.

Boobs are great too though! Let's face it, women are just lush in general.
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I was going to say I'd prefer a flat ass if it meant decent tits, but after seeing those flat asses I'm traumatised. I never want to see a flat ass again.
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I don't know bro.. I just like girls.. :daydreaming:

Both are great, though probably ass slightly edges it out and wins for me
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To be fair, women's boob sizes has never really been something I've considered in a girl, I usually respond in the same way when presented with boobs I'm legally and actively encouraged to touch. :dontknow: Then again, I glance up like a meerkat when I see a woman's bum in a shape-hugging set of trousers, which if its 'flat' I can't really tell as much.

I'm indifferent, both are great. :dance:
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LOOOOL those videos!!! :bootyshake:
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I agreed to sleep with a girl who wasn't even attractive (5/10) but she had an amazing bum. Doubt i'd do the same with boobs.
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tits>ass
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(Original post by 2ndClass)
lol you wrote an entire thesis to compliment the poll :lol:
If he passes his viva, does OP become Dr. Boob-ass :rolleyes: ("ass" opposed to Dr. Bad-ass!)
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dats where sh*t comes out though? gross..
Personally, as long as she washes her ******* before we have sex, I am happy to stick my tongue down that hole and bury my face in dat ass.
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dats where sh*t comes out though? gross..
Love how you put a question mark as if youre not quite sure that's where it comes out from :rolleyes:
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