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    Hi,

    me and my friend are going to try and get some phone numbers today of some good looking girls. What do you think of this scenario?

    me: Hey is your name <random name>?
    her: err no
    me: Oh sorry, you just look like this girl I used to know, sorry, what iss your name, you look really familiar
    her: Emma (just an example)
    meh right, wow emma can I just say you're stunningly beautiful! I'm sure you go to <name of the local college>, am I right?
    <have some conversation>
    me: Could I be really cheeky and ask for your number, because you sound really interesting


    How does that sound? I thought the "yoda-delicious" catch phrases were too cheesey...
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    Hi,

    me and my friend are going to try and get some phone numbers today of some good looking girls. What do you think of this scenario?

    me: Hey is your name <random name>?
    her: err no
    me: Oh sorry, you just look like this girl I used to know, sorry, what iss your name, you look really familiar
    her: Emma (just an example)
    meh right, wow emma can I just say you're stunningly beautiful! I'm sure you go to <name of the local college>, am I right?
    <have some conversation>
    me: Could I be really cheeky and ask for your number, because you sound really interesting


    How does that sound? I thought the "yoda-delicious" catch phrases were too cheesey...
    Lol

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    (Original post by Inverse)
    Lol

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    This
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    Just tell us how it went afterwards, good luck!
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    This is a more likely scenario

    me: Hey is your name <random name>?
    her: *eyes narrow, stares evilly*
    me: Oh sorry, you just look like this girl I used to know, sorry, what iss your name, you look really familiar
    her: **** off before I pepper spray you. My boyfriend plays rugby
    me: wow can I just say you're stunningly beautiful! I'm sure you ... ahhh my eyes!!
    her: douchebag
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    (Original post by MostUncivilised)
    Umm... you seem to be under a grave misapprehension about how the mating process works.

    You are more likely to be seen as a creepy weirdo than someone worthy of sharing genetic material if you go up to girls and just ask for their numbers.

    1) Your compliment sounds creepy because it is blatantly insincere

    2) What have you done to deserve actually getting their number? You don't even know them

    Fark me, if this is the future of the human race, shoot me (actually, shoot the OP and give him a Darwin award)
    Sadly girls do fall for tactics like the OP's. Depressing isn't it?


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    (Original post by Izzyeviel)
    Sadly girls do fall for tactics like the OP's. Depressing isn't it?


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    In that case they'll be very happy together making incredibly stupid babies
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    Dude, if you go out with the intention of finding people it won't work. You shouldn't even be planning conversations like that, how do you even expect to text a girl and keep them interested if you are making a thread on a forum declaring that you're going to attempt to "chat a girl up"? That's not how it works man.

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    O lawd.
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    OP, when did it get to the stage where you have to go out specifically to attempt to "chat up" a girl?
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    :K: Good luck! Tell us how it goes
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    For all you people laughing, how can you chat up girls? I saw plenty of videos where guys were brave and just asked girls to go for a coffee with them or whatever http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http...=4AQFsS_IF&s=1
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    Well erm...Good Luck! You might need it...
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    Hi,

    me and my friend are going to try and get some phone numbers today of some good looking girls. What do you think of this scenario?

    me: Hey is your name <random name>?
    her: err no
    me: Oh sorry, you just look like this girl I used to know, sorry, what iss your name, you look really familiar
    her: Emma (just an example)
    meh right, wow emma can I just say you're stunningly beautiful! I'm sure you go to <name of the local college>, am I right?
    <have some conversation>
    me: Could I be really cheeky and ask for your number, because you sound really interesting


    How does that sound? I thought the "yoda-delicious" catch phrases were too cheesey...
    How did it go?
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    Hi,

    me and my friend are going to try and get some phone numbers today of some good looking girls. What do you think of this scenario?

    me: Hey is your name <random name>?
    her: err no
    me: Oh sorry, you just look like this girl I used to know, sorry, what iss your name, you look really familiar
    her: Emma (just an example)
    meh right, wow emma can I just say you're stunningly beautiful! I'm sure you go to <name of the local college>, am I right?
    <have some conversation>
    me: Could I be really cheeky and ask for your number, because you sound really interesting


    How does that sound? I thought the "yoda-delicious" catch phrases were too cheesey...
    If there was such thing as a gamma male..
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    That sounds horrific to be honest. It would be awkward if you really did get her name on the first go.

    Although I didn't get the yoda-delicious thing. You mean you're going to butter her up by saying she's delicious and comparing her to Yoda? Might work.
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    Ell Oh Ell. That is all.
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    So cringey.

    Plus you're by far not the only one to have came up with the "Oh hey do i know you? No? Wanna have sex anyway?" (or whatever that move is called)
 
 
 
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