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Grab a side plate and start lapping like Felix the cat.


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This thread did genuinely make me laugh out loud, if it's any consolation though, I have a bad throat and then proceeded to choke. Serves me right for laughing. :sigh:

OP, in this type of situation the only thing you can do is take down their Reg number, but even then, the police won't spend their time tracking down someone who threw milk at you, when there are murderers and rapists to be found... :sly:

Sad fact of life is, when someone drives past and attacks you with milk... there's not a lot you can do.
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if life throws milk at you make yoghurt

or cheese
Dont make yoghurt, make life, give the milk back!

Make life rue the day it thought it could give a TSR member milk.

Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's going to burn your house down. With the milk. I'm going to get TSR to invent combustible milk to burn your house down!
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Have you thought of giving yourself a light dusting of ovaltine powder before going out? Hmm, who's laughing then?




Nota bene: this is solely an in-dry-weather suggestion.
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What are you going to do OP? run to the police and tell them you got assaulted with a pint of semi skimmed milk?
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What are you going to do OP? run to the police and tell them you got assaulted with a pint of semi skimmed milk?
How do you know it was semi-skimmed?
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the police will ask you to keep a log of these incidents...

you must keep a dairy
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I call bull.

Run the udder way.
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