Grab a side plate and start lapping like Felix the cat.
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what to do when people throw milk at you? watch
- 02-01-2013 04:38
- 02-01-2013 10:50
This thread did genuinely make me laugh out loud, if it's any consolation though, I have a bad throat and then proceeded to choke. Serves me right for laughing.
OP, in this type of situation the only thing you can do is take down their Reg number, but even then, the police won't spend their time tracking down someone who threw milk at you, when there are murderers and rapists to be found...
Sad fact of life is, when someone drives past and attacks you with milk... there's not a lot you can do.
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- 02-01-2013 10:53
Make life rue the day it thought it could give a TSR member milk.
Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's going to burn your house down. With the milk. I'm going to get TSR to invent combustible milk to burn your house down!
- 02-01-2013 10:57
Have you thought of giving yourself a light dusting of ovaltine powder before going out? Hmm, who's laughing then?
Nota bene: this is solely an in-dry-weather suggestion.
- 02-01-2013 10:58
What are you going to do OP? run to the police and tell them you got assaulted with a pint of semi skimmed milk?Last edited by 2ndClass; 02-01-2013 at 10:59.
- 02-01-2013 11:05
- 02-01-2013 11:06
the police will ask you to keep a log of these incidents...
you must keep a dairy
- 02-01-2013 11:11
I call bull.
Run the udder way.