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    what the cheesiest chat up lines uve used guys?

    and girls what have you heard? what would you like to hear?

    I've used 'could i borrow some of your lipstick' before and it worked a few weeks ago but i used it again on nye and it didn't ...does it sound like a 'gay' line?

    i realise this thread has most probably been created before. apologies
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    Now if the gal likes maths...

    Could say:

    I wish I could be your derivative so I could lay tangent to your curves

    I wish you were Sin^2theta because I'm Cos^2theta and together we could be 1
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    The annoying thing about cheesy chat up lines is when someone else uses them and they work.
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    Did you just fart? Because you blew me away.
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    Does this rag smell of Chloroform?
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    (Original post by IdeasForLife)
    Now if the gal likes maths...

    Could say:

    I wish I could be your derivative so I could lay tangent to your curves

    I wish you were Sin^2theta because I'm Cos^2theta and together we could be 1
    shed have to be intelligent to understand that
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    Learnt from the true master: http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictu...2201/Quagmire/
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    (Original post by StraightUpG)
    Did you just fart? Because you blew me away.
    dont think that would work?
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    (Original post by Izzyeviel)
    The annoying thing about cheesy chat up lines is when someone else uses them and they work.
    i know ! maybe it got nothing to do with the chat up line
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    u could just use the usual 'can i buy u a drink'? ...then you will know if she's interested or not..
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    At the pub, this guy comes over .. ''Are you related to osama bin laden, because you're blowing my mind''
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    L E G S Lets go home and spread the word :troll:
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    Never used a cheesy chat up line. I'm smooth enough without them. :pierre:
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    Are you sin(pi/2)? Because I think you're the one.

    You're 1/cosC.
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    (Original post by lizz-ie)
    Are you sin(pi/2)? Because I think you're the one.

    You're 1/cosC.
    i dont get that ...

    but it sounds hot..cos i dont get it
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    (Original post by SirMasterKey)
    Never used a cheesy chat up line. I'm smooth enough without them. :pierre:
    how do u make your move?
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    Maths chat-up lines all the way!

    I'm not being obtuse, but you're acute girl.

    or maybe something more kinky:

    I need a little help with my Calculus, can you integrate my natural log?
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    (Original post by Pink lipstick)
    At the pub, this guy comes over .. ''Are you related to osama bin laden, because you're blowing my mind''
    did it work?
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    (Original post by rizwanadam)
    how do u make your move?
    A gentlemen never tells. :pierre:
 
 
 
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