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    Someone said to my friend:

    If you were a pokemon, I'd choose you.

    ;DDD
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    Do you like maths because I if you do we can multiply ..all night long

    Damn baby you must be tired as you;ve been running through my mind all day:rolleyes:

    If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put u and I together

    Spare the chat up lines I know you want me


    oj I've never used any of these and probably never will but oh well

    (Curious : Is there anyone here that would actually get with someone if the person used a chat up line..are you impressed or would you rather they showed their true feelings rather than using a one liner they've memorised?)
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    Sorry if this has already been posted, I couldnt be arsed to look on page 2:

    "Hey babe, I'm Fred Flinstone because I'll make your bed rock"

    **facepalm** haha :P
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    Cheese chat up lines eh..

    Wotsit called, I'd like to whey in on this. You see Edam says that he's made backwards but if you dip your dunker in me then you'll find out what curd happen.
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    (Original post by So Instinct)
    Just you.
    Most people don't recognise it just by hearing it, the rest don't actually know it.
    Not to mention I've never been interested in any of those singers so had no idea they even covered it.
    Haha, perhaps. Edit: I've always had a bit of an obsession with languages so perhaps I just made it my business to find out what it meant. I'd love to hear if you can say it in a convincing French accent.

    (Original post by RichyFrench)
    Yeah I thought absolutely everyone, everywhere knew that.. Props for knowing all 4 of the singers involved! That's a task
    Well I thought so! Also I think I've pranced around in front of that video far too much to warrant not knowing all their names ... not that I do it any more :ninja:
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    (Original post by Pawsies)
    Cheese chat up lines eh..

    Wotsit called, I'd like to whey in on this. You see Edam says that he's made backwards but if you dip your dunker in me then you'll find out what curd happen.
    u cant say that in a club..to long
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    (Original post by RichyFrench)
    Yeah I thought absolutely everyone, everywhere knew that.. Props for knowing all 4 of the singers involved! That's a task
    She missed a recent one
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    (Original post by Evangelica)

    Well I thought so! Also I think I've pranced around in front of that video far too much to warrant not knowing all their names ... not that I do it any more :ninja:
    Liar, I know what you did last Friday..

    (Original post by So Instinct)
    She missed a recent one
    I wouldn't know. Who else? :s
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    (Original post by RichyFrench)
    Liar, I know what you did last Friday..



    I wouldn't know. Who else? :s
    Not a singer, a rapper.
    Not the conventional one either, more underground.

    Logic.
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    if i flip a coin whats the odds i get head?
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    Me ''can you catch?''

    girl '' why?''

    Me '' cos ya got a couple'o balls coming your way flower'' 'seductive wink' :headbang:

    I'll get my coat..
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    (Original post by RichyFrench)
    Liar, I know what you did last Friday..
    Dangnabbit I've been rumbled! Last Friday did involve me speaking French ... can't say I uttered those words though :teehee:

    (Original post by RichyFrench)
    I wouldn't know. Who else? :s
    Exactly what I was wondering!
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    (Original post by rizwanadam)
    what the cheesiest chat up lines uve used guys?

    and girls what have you heard? what would you like to hear?

    I've used 'could i borrow some of your lipstick' before and it worked a few weeks ago but i used it again on nye and it didn't ...does it sound like a 'gay' line?

    i realise this thread has most probably been created before. apologies
    Don't know if anyone's posted this yet:

    You remind me of my little toe, you're small, cute and I'm going to bang you on something later.

    It didn't work. Can't imagine why.
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    (Original post by rizwanadam)
    u cant say that in a club..to long
    It's not intended for the club, it's for the fridge.

    It's how Wallace gets laid.
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    "I'm no Fred Flintstone but I'll make your bed rock" *runs for the hills*


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    (Original post by CasualSoul)
    Do you like maths because I if you do we can multiply ..all night long

    Damn baby you must be tired as you;ve been running through my mind all day:rolleyes:

    If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put u and I together

    Spare the chat up lines I know you want me


    oj I've never used any of these and probably never will but oh well

    (Curious : Is there anyone here that would actually get with someone if the person used a chat up line..are you impressed or would you rather they showed their true feelings rather than using a one liner they've memorised?)
    I would neverrrr


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    (Original post by Pawsies)
    Cheese chat up lines eh..

    Wotsit called, I'd like to whey in on this. You see Edam says that he's made backwards but if you dip your dunker in me then you'll find out what curd happen.
    I can't see the logic behind this, could someone just explain, please?
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    (Original post by whyeverynameisus)
    I can't see the logic behind this, could someone just explain, please?
    It's a cheese chat up line, the dairy products understand it.
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    I'm a girl I reckon the maths chat up lines are really funny. They'd work on me.


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    (Original post by So Instinct)
    Not a singer, a rapper.
    Not the conventional one either, more underground.

    Logic.
    Missy Elliot?
 
 
 
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