Haha. Amen!(Original post by Sulphur)
Maths chat-up lines all the way!
I'm not being obtuse, but you're acute girl.
or maybe something more kinky:
I need a little help with my Calculus, can you integrate my natural log?
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cheesy chat up lines watch
- 03-01-2013 00:09
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- 03-01-2013 00:14
I've never actually used them but I've joked all the time about using ones like:
"Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?"
"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past you again?"
"Are your parents traffic wardens? Because you have "Fine" written all over you."
And of course the old favourite:
"You must be Jamaican, coz Ja making me crazy."
But I could never actually use those.
- 03-01-2013 00:54
(Original post by CasualSoul)
- 03-01-2013 01:44
Do you like maths because I if you do we can multiply ..all night long
Damn baby you must be tired as you;ve been running through my mind all day
If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put u and I together
Spare the chat up lines I know you want me
oj I've never used any of these and probably never will but oh well
(Curious : Is there anyone here that would actually get with someone if the person used a chat up line..are you impressed or would you rather they showed their true feelings rather than using a one liner they've memorised?)
(Original post by flubadiblam)
- 03-01-2013 01:46
Chat up lines only work if you keep a very smug and self impressed look for roughly 4 seconds and then break it down into a "sincere" slightly shy and charming laugh and introduce your self as to let her know you're only messing and know just how bad the joke was. If you can pull off that last look cheesy lines are golden
(Original post by rizwanadam)
- 03-01-2013 13:33
what the cheesiest chat up lines uve used guys?
and girls what have you heard? what would you like to hear?
I've used 'could i borrow some of your lipstick' before and it worked a few weeks ago but i used it again on nye and it didn't ...does it sound like a 'gay' line?
i realise this thread has most probably been created before. apologies
- 03-01-2013 14:09
My personal favourite:
Oh dear. My parents met at a place like this. Let's get the hell out of here.
- 03-01-2013 20:44
In physics class I told a girl "Just like a gravitational force, You are always attractive"
Cheese level is OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!
- 03-01-2013 20:48
My favourite one: 'How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice... Hi, my name's ...' Always has me in stitches if you say it with a straight face haha
- 04-01-2013 11:55
Saw one on twitter :
"If you were a transformer you'd be Optimus FINE"
That'd definitely get me laughing at least
- 05-01-2013 11:43
The most common ones I have heard are "is your dad a terrorist cos you're da bomb" and "nice legs, what time do they open". The latter line never works, it truly is a terrible chat up line. However, the one about the terrorist has worked before, it's not so much about the line itself, it's more about the way a guy says it.
- 05-01-2013 18:44
Let's be honest here, you could have the best chat up line ever but it doesn't matter unless you're halfway decent, looks do count.