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    (Original post by Zeegie)
    Oh bbaaaaabyyyyyyyy.....

    Hahaha sis go to sleep! Important day tomorrow! This horny mood needs to wear off

    Hehehehehe
    That mood is my natural state, what do you know. :teehee:

    I kid ..or maybe i don't.. ;O lool

    I'm off college tomorrow, so i'll have a few hours to prep before hand. I feel like i know it but i don't know it
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    (Original post by Maryb_101)
    If i was an endoplasmic reticulum, would you like me smooth or rough?
    Rough obviously

    If I were a Schwann cell, I'd squeeze around your axon and give you a fast action potential.


    If you were a concentration gradient I'd go down on you.
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    (Original post by Revent)
    Rough obviously

    If I were a Schwann cell, I'd squeeze around your axon and give you a fast action potential.


    If you were a concentration gradient I'd go down on you.
    This is the funniest thing I've heard..
    do you like search for these on google or something??
    I need to learn how to do these..
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    (Original post by Revent)
    Rough obviously

    If I were a Schwann cell, I'd squeeze around your axon and give you a fast action potential.


    If you were a concentration gradient I'd go down on you.
    Typical of you. You could do neither since you are TT. Sad times. Looool.
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    (Original post by Maryb_101)
    Typical of you. You could do neither since you are TT. Sad times. Looool.
    You don't need something for the latter :teehee: if you know what I mean



    (Original post by student room sk)
    This is the funniest thing I've heard..
    do you like search for these on google or something??
    I need to learn how to do these..
    Oh I've used a lot of these before
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    (Original post by Maryb_101)
    That mood is my natural state, what do you know. :teehee:

    I kid ..or maybe i don't.. ;O lool

    I'm off college tomorrow, so i'll have a few hours to prep before hand. I feel like i know it but i don't know it

    oh? kinky

    Yayayaya sleep is awesome more time for me to dreeeammmm

    You'll know it, it'll be buzzing in ur head in the morning
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    Nothing like science jokes to get someone excited...
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    (Original post by Revent)
    You don't need something for the latter :teehee: if you know what I mean





    Oh I've used a lot of these before
    you have to teach me some of these
    the best one I know is one that's been used on me
    (Did it hurt.....When you fell from Heaven)
    heard it so many time....
    so boring now ......
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    (Original post by student room sk)
    you have to teach me some of these
    the best one I know is one that's been used on me
    (Did it hurt.....When you fell from Heaven)
    heard it so many time....
    so boring now ......
    Oh I use that one quite a bit to take the piss, BUT at the end, I add, cos your face is ****ed up :giggle: (Falling from heaven, and damaged face as a result if you dont get it)
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    (Original post by Maryb_101)
    That mood is my natural state, what do you know. :teehee:

    I kid ..or maybe i don't.. ;O lool

    I'm off college tomorrow, so i'll have a few hours to prep before hand. I feel like i know it but i don't know it
    Good luck
    In shaa Allah you're successful
    My duaas are with you
    Safe.
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    (Original post by Revent)
    Oh I use that one quite a bit to take the piss, BUT at the end, I add, cos your face is ****ed up :giggle: (Falling from heaven, and damaged face as a result if you dont get it)
    of course I get it...
    but guys that use them on girls are really f*cked up...
    not the one u said but the other one...
    If thats the best chat up line then kill me now...
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    (Original post by student room sk)
    of course I get it...
    but guys that use them on girls are really f*cked up...
    not the one u said but the other one...
    If thats the best chat up line then kill me now...
    Of course it's not the best but I use it as a joke :lol:

    I wish I was sin^2x and you were cos^2x so together we could be one :giggle: I LOVE maths ones the best :love:
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    (Original post by Revent)
    Of course it's not the best but I use it as a joke :lol:

    I wish I was sin^2x and you were cos^2x so together we could be one :giggle: I LOVE maths ones the best :love:
    literally all yours already xx
    your chat up lines are as great as Chris Brown's Chest....
    (yes I did say that)
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    (Original post by Revent)
    Rough obviously

    If I were a Schwann cell, I'd squeeze around your axon and give you a fast action potential.


    If you were a concentration gradient I'd go down on you.
    hope you don't mind but I'm stealing this....
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    (Original post by student room sk)
    literally all yours already xx
    your chat up lines are as great as Chris Brown's Chest....
    (yes I did say that)
    Woo!! Someone who ALSO likes nerdy chat up lines :laugh: I just HAVE to accept that friend request now

    Whenever I see you, I have to do anaerobic respiration because you take my breath away
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    (Original post by Revent)
    Woo!! Someone who ALSO likes nerdy chat up lines :laugh: I just HAVE to accept that friend request now

    Whenever I see you, I have to do anaerobic respiration because you take my breath away
    how did you guess.......Biggest nerd here,
    course I'm sure you woulda accepted me anyways x
    and I'm so gonna search these on google and I'll come back tomorrow with an amazing one you'll never have heard of before..

    LOL i just found this one (YES I LITERALLY SEARCHED THIS)

    7. Muslims are supposed to have many children, and I am willing to do my part..
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    (Original post by student room sk)
    how did you guess.......Biggest nerd here,
    course I'm sure you woulda accepted me anyways x
    and I'm so gonna search these on google and I'll come back tomorrow with an amazing one you'll never have heard of before..

    LOL i just found this one (YES I LITERALLY SEARCHED THIS)

    7. Muslims are supposed to have many children, and I am willing to do my part..
    You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life

    or you must be auxin, because I'm getting some rapid stem elongation here
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    (Original post by Revent)
    You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life

    or you must be auxin, because I'm getting some rapid stem elongation here

    Who knew it could be this much fun to constantly think of chat up lines...
    LOL -I'm actually gonna use these on someone tomoz and I'll tell you how it goes

    and hate to burst the bubble but I guess I'm not that much of a nerd (LOL) cause I don't know what auxin is...
    see you tomorrow
    away to bed xx
    goodnight x
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    (Original post by student room sk)
    Who knew it could be this much fun to constantly think of chat up lines...
    LOL -I'm actually gonna use these on someone tomoz and I'll tell you how it goes

    and hate to burst the bubble but I guess I'm not that much of a nerd (LOL) cause I don't know what auxin is...
    see you tomorrow
    away to bed xx
    goodnight x
    It's cool


    and it's GCSE bio :lol: It causes a plant stem to become long and hard :mmm:
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    (Original post by student room sk)
    hahahahahahaha........
    this is what pakistanis do...
    x
    I'm not pakistani
    And you are?
 
 
 
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