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    (Original post by hasan4life)
    basically on social networking sites, girls be like eww freshy just messaged me.
    Oh yes, that's true.
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    (Original post by Nav_Mallhi)
    You are a ****** and I feel like slapping you.
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    (Original post by Maryb_101)
    I haven't done anything in a while now, exams and work been ruling my life. But it's basketball, rounders, dodgeball, netball, football, badminton-i also enjoy running on the track from time to time. Lol quite a few there. I also want to take up fencing.
    :five: add volleyball too #SportPerfection

    (Original post by Zeegie)
    Your humour is top notch, I salute you

    (Original post by martialartist123)
    Ive done the 100m in 11.6 seconds woooh!!!

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    10.9 :smug:
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    (Original post by hasan4life)
    have u been to tulip hotel?


    basically on social networking sites, girls be like eww freshy just messaged me.






    what do u mean?

    looooool
    hahah nope but ive been skyways and usmania
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    (Original post by Maryb_101)
    Yeah, it's the best whith my mates
    In basketball i prefer to be power forward or centre. Footy is top, i watch the matches-keep updated on scores n stuff. Oh no i don't watch it! Maybe i'll check it out?
    Fencing sounds awesome, really want to try it out but don't know if anyone does it near my area. I also want to do horse riding and archery..omg sooo many things! Lol a step at a time i guess.
    100m lool i work out at home so don't do a lot of running in terms cardio
    Nah tbh 500m on track
    You should really watch the NBA! It's awesome!
    And OMG! Horse riding is my life! My grandparents own some horses so I do a lot if horse riding. But it kills your hips afterwards! It can be really painful but very enjoyable at the same time horses are the only animals that I'm not absolutely terrified of!
    Oh I see, so you're more of a sprinter then
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    (Original post by hasan4life)
    have u been to tulip hotel?


    basically on social networking sites, girls be like eww freshy just messaged me.






    what do u mean?

    looooool
    I've been to tulip

    Jeeezzz that video is awesom!! Is that what you do???!

    I prefer powerade to lucozade
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    (Original post by hasan4life)
    :teehee:

    :five: add volleyball too #SportPerfection





    10.9 :smug:

    WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!?!?! LOOOOL

    OH MY GOD REALLY?!?!?! That is a sick time
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    I won't stop until that boy is mine.
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    (Original post by hasan4life)
    :teehee:

    :five: add volleyball too #SportPerfection





    10.9 :smug:
    You'd be an athlete then under 11seconds

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    Whos next man

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    (Original post by AlligatorSky)
    OHH, lol but I think the internet in Pakistan is pretty fast.

    Since you're so computery, do you know much about iPads?
    Well it's not *that* fast, but I hear they're spending **** loads of money on to telecommunications which is pretty cool!

    I don't really like Apple products lol, except for the fact that they devalue very well.

    (Original post by martialartist123)
    Hmm its true it happens to everyone that goes to one.... Loool
    Its just the typical asian mind.... Im telling you we should invent the asian mind theory in psychology we'll be ballin' after that!
    I kind of do agree with everything your saying.

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    Lol. We should like make a book or something like that, and make millions Somehow you're gay if you don't fit in to their world view. Gonna rant here, but first it sorta got to me that they're calling me gay etc... and then I just thought about the differences between us, and in the majority it kinda goes like this

    "I have an education. You don't - or you got kicked out/dropped out"
    "I have a car. You don't"
    "I have money. You don't"
    "I treat most people with respect. You don't"
    "Im not racist/sexist.You are"
    "Most people like me. Most people don't like you"
    They go on about how much of a "White" person I am, when they're the ones smoking, drinking, doing drugs, and having sex before marriage. I do none of those.
    "I dress better" That one may sound arrogant, but I reckon that shopping at Burtons and shops like that, is dressing better than wearing tracksuit bottoms.

    They do make me laugh sometimes. I was going to the gym, and some of them were like

    "Bro bro. Where you from"
    Me: "Erm, I guess at ***** "
    Them: Bro bro. You don't sound like you're from here.
    Me: Erm that's cos I go to uni, and I didn't go to school here either
    Them: Bro, bro. What uni you go to.
    Me: Erm Stafford
    Them: Bro, I earn 20x the amount you do. Drug dealing init

    Bear in mind that my income is £0 and I owe the government around 10K, so they've got to be pretty **** drug dealers, to be making 20 x 0

    Another time:
    Them: Bro, I heard you're gay
    Me: Erm who from
    Them: Er that guy over there says you were kissing a guy on the street 2 days ago
    Me: Erm well I was in uni then...
    They keep going at this for about 10 minutes or so, and then they say
    Them: Bro where you going. You're not a Muslim if you walk away

    At this time, I thought "What????" but screw it, let's see what he has to say
    Them: Bro. I get bare more pussy than you. You know I screwed that slut the other day.But I bet you like the ****? Init bro!
    Me: Erm, well I don't exactly plan to have sex until marriage
    Him: Erm bro. There's gonna be bare (n word) at your uni. You like that init?

    (He's with his friend, but his friend doesn't say any thing)

    I got annoyed and started walking away, again - for being racist, and generally being a bit of a prick.

    He continued with his "Oh you're not a Muslim" comment, so I turned around, and I shouted across the street, when I saw a man in his topi because he just came from a Mosque. I said something like this

    "You say I'm not a Muslim, because I refused to talk to you, or just because I didn't say salaam when you started talking to me, and you're the one that's being racist towards others, and you're talking about having sex with random people that you meet in the street. If you're going to say I'm not a Muslim, I think you should look at yourself first"

    At this point, I couldn't give a damn who saw me. I couldn't care because I was clearly in the right And when I said that he was like "Oh I didn't say it. It was him" because he saw that guy in the topi...

    EDIT: I forgot he was talking about picking up girls in clubs. I made sure to include that when I started shouting back to him

    (Original post by hasan4life)
    h

    what do u mean?

    looooool
    I tried to dress it up, so here's the blunt version. They searched for porn, in an internet cafe
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    (Original post by Zeegie)
    I won't stop until that boy is mine.
    Who's the lucky guy
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    (Original post by AlligatorSky)
    Oh yes, that's true.
    now u agree woohoo, but lets :party: and unite cos of pakistans victory
    (Original post by zo_)
    hahah nope but ive been skyways and usmania
    haha ive never been there lol.
    (Original post by Zeegie)
    I've been to tulip

    Jeeezzz that video is awesom!! Is that what you do???!

    I prefer powerade to lucozade
    woo :five: sick hotel lol, lool ikr, yes that's what we mainly do, i show this video now everytime someone asks me what sport science

    (Original post by Zeegie)
    WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!?!?! LOOOOL

    OH MY GOD REALLY?!?!?! That is a sick time
    lool sick woman line though
    haha i know came second in south yorkshire finals, guy just beat me :sigh:
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    (Original post by martialartist123)
    You'd be an athlete then under 11seconds

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    i could have been if i continued.

    (Original post by de_monies)
    Well it's not *that* fast, but I hear they're spending **** loads of money on to telecommunications which is pretty cool!

    I don't really like Apple products lol, except for the fact that they devalue very well.



    Lol. We should like make a book or something like that, and make millions Somehow you're gay if you don't fit in to their world view. Gonna rant here, but first it sorta got to me that they're calling me gay etc... and then I just thought about the differences between us, and in the majority it kinda goes like this

    "I have an education. You don't - or you got kicked out/dropped out"
    "I have a car. You don't"
    "I have money. You don't"
    "I treat most people with respect. You don't"
    "Im not racist/sexist.You are"
    "Most people like me. Most people don't like you"
    They go on about how much of a "White" person I am, when they're the ones smoking, drinking, doing drugs, and having sex before marriage. I do none of those.
    "I dress better" That one may sound arrogant, but I reckon that shopping at Burtons and shops like that, is dressing better than wearing tracksuit bottoms.

    They do make me laugh sometimes. I was going to the gym, and some of them were like

    "Bro bro. Where you from"
    Me: "Erm, I guess at ***** "
    Them: Bro bro. You don't sound like you're from here.
    Me: Erm that's cos I go to uni, and I didn't go to school here either
    Them: Bro, bro. What uni you go to.
    Me: Erm Stafford
    Them: Bro, I earn 20x the amount you do. Drug dealing init

    Bear in mind that my income is £0 and I owe the government around 10K, so they've got to be pretty **** drug dealers, to be making 20 x 0

    Another time:
    Them: Bro, I heard you're gay
    Me: Erm who from
    Them: Er that guy over there says you were kissing a guy on the street 2 days ago
    Me: Erm well I was in uni then...
    They keep going at this for about 10 minutes or so, and then they say
    Them: Bro where you going. You're not a Muslim if you walk away

    At this time, I thought "What????" but screw it, let's see what he has to say
    Them: Bro. I get bare more pussy than you. You know I screwed that slut the other day.But I bet you like the ****? Init bro!
    Me: Erm, well I don't exactly plan to have sex until marriage
    Him: Erm bro. There's gonna be bare (n word) at your uni. You like that init?

    (He's with his friend, but his friend doesn't say any thing)

    I got annoyed and started walking away, again - for being racist, and generally being a bit of a prick.

    He continued with his "Oh you're not a Muslim" comment, so I turned around, and I shouted across the street, when I saw a man in his topi because he just came from a Mosque. I said something like this

    "You say I'm not a Muslim, because I refused to talk to you, or just because I didn't say salaam when you started talking to me, and you're the one that's being racist towards others, and you're talking about having sex with random people that you meet in the street. If you're going to say I'm not a Muslim, I think you should look at yourself first"

    At this point, I couldn't give a damn who saw me. I couldn't care because I was clearly in the right And when I said that he was like "Oh I didn't say it. It was him" because he saw that guy in the topi...

    EDIT: I forgot he was talking about picking up girls in clubs. I made sure to include that when I started shouting back to him



    I tried to dress it up, so here's the blunt version. They searched for porn, in an internet cafe
    lool i got that, this happen in pakistan or england?
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    (Original post by hasan4life)

    woo :five: sick hotel lol, lool ikr, yes that's what we mainly do, i show this video now everytime someone asks me what sport science


    lool sick woman line though
    haha i know came second in south yorkshire finals, guy just beat me :sigh:
    Yeah it is a pretty cool hotel, isn't it where Bela bbq used to be? Boat rides on river jhelum woop woop

    Ahahah sports science is cool maaaaannnn do you get any girl athletes too?

    LOL, as a girl, I don't think I would ever say that line. It's too kinky for my liking

    Ahhhhh sick maaann, sprinters FTW
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    (Original post by de_monies)
    Who's the lucky guy

    You don't know, not many do
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    (Original post by Zeegie)
    Yeah it is a pretty cool hotel, isn't it where Bela bbq used to be? Boat rides on river jhelum woop woop

    Ahahah sports science is cool maaaaannnn do you get any girl athletes too?

    LOL, as a girl, I don't think I would ever say that line. It's too kinky for my liking

    Ahhhhh sick maaann, sprinters FTW
    lol i can only remember the hotel lol, i went when i was 8 lol, i was there and it was really windy i nearly got blown in the wind lol. oh man boat rides gonna go next time im there haha.
    lol yes girl athletes too, im gonna specialise in that :mmm:
    loool not the best line to say is it
    lool too right
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    (Original post by hasan4life)
    i could have been if i continued.



    lool i got that, this happen in pakistan or england?
    The internet cafe thing. Pakistan. Much prefer it here lol. Saw one guy in my village, and has like

    Him? "What are you"
    Me: "What. Sorry"
    Him: "I mean are you choudhary, jatt, or raja. That sort of thing"
    Me: "Oh, I think I'm Jatt" I was very blase towards it all
    Him: "Im choudhary" - he had a very smug smile on his face, and he said it in a very smug say.

    I just felt like saying "Oh well, Im British"
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    (Original post by de_monies)
    The internet cafe thing. Pakistan. Much prefer it here lol. Saw one guy in my village, and has like

    Him? "What are you"
    Me: "What. Sorry"
    Him: "I mean are you choudhary, jatt, or raja. That sort of thing"
    Me: "Oh, I think I'm Jatt" I was very blase towards it all
    Him: "Im choudhary" - he had a very smug smile on his face, and he said it in a very smug say.

    I just felt like saying "Oh well, Im British"
    oh in pakistan lol ,makes sense haha
    loool peak haha, everyone knows who i am in pakistan, get treated like royalty there odd occasion of getting ripped off, but i don't let them lol
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    (Original post by hasan4life)
    lol i can only remember the hotel lol, i went when i was 8 lol, i was there and it was really windy i nearly got blown in the wind lol. oh man boat rides gonna go next time im there haha.
    lol yes girl athletes too, im gonna specialise in that :mmm:
    loool not the best line to say is it
    lool too right


    lulz blown in the wind ahahahaha

    girls

    it's blimming corny maaaaaannn
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    Seeing as though Hassan showed what his course is about, I feel compelled to show something that somewhat represents my course





    Funnier than the ones that Hassan posted

    This one is very clever, with it's numbers if you know a little about the subject area (though I've no idea where they get 12,804 from)

 
 
 
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