Hello internet dwellers. Sometimes, lies are funny right? Especially when they're blatantly untrue. So I'd like to ask you to post some funny lies people have told you. Include the background if you think the story deserves embellishment.
A woman who's husband works as a bodyguard for senior political figures:
"We always get invited for dinner with the president, but my husband is always too tired so then we can't attend".
"We're all in this together"
... and the ones that won't