One Night Stand problem!! Please HELP!!

lol, religious parents.

her poon cave will dry up quicker than a bull dyke lesbian in a gay orgy.

I'd suggest that you talk to your parents and explain that you don't feel the same way to start with. I'd find my own place, move out, explain that you don't feel the same way about sex as they do, and although you respect their values, you want to do your own thing. Mention that you don't want this to come between you guys. Personally, even if this caused a massive argument and they didn't talk to you for ages, I'd much rather be able to do my own thing and not have to hide myself from my parents than pretend that you're exactly like them and keep going along with it all. And then, I'd find a nice girl, get into a relationship and have sex then. You don't have to reveal your sex life to your parents, but maybe if they come to terms with what you've said after a while, they might want to meet her, love her, and forget everything that has happened. But that's just me, if you'd rather not have the hassle, obviously don't follow this advice.
If you don't want to tell them, I'd have a girlfriend and hide it from them instead of shagging some random girl from a club in an alley. A hotel is a great idea if you can't go back to yours, or ask if you can go back to hers. Good luck with it all, whatever you decide. :] xx

I am 20 year old boy and I live with my mum and dad because I go to uni in a place near my house. So my parents thought it was practicle and cheaper for me to live with them instead of uni accommodation.
But my parents are extremely religious Christians. This means that if I have sex before marriage, they will literally kick me out and disown me!! Because of this I am still a virgin!! and I soooo wanna have sex and I just dont wanna wait till I finish uni and find a job and start living by my own. That could take years! My parents have banned me from having a girlfriend because that could lead to sex before marriage.

So the only way I could have sex now is by having one night stands without my parents knowing. But there is one major problem! After I pull a girl in a bar or club or whatever, where the hell do I take her???? My parents are always home!
Help Please!!

I'd suggest that you talk to your parents and explain that you don't feel the same way to start with. I'd find my own place, move out, explain that you don't feel the same way about sex as they do, and although you respect their values, you want to do your own thing. Mention that you don't want this to come between you guys. Personally, even if this caused a massive argument and they didn't talk to you for ages, I'd much rather be able to do my own thing and not have to hide myself from my parents than pretend that you're exactly like them and keep going along with it all. And then, I'd find a nice girl, get into a relationship and have sex then. You don't have to reveal your sex life to your parents, but maybe if they come to terms with what you've said after a while, they might want to meet her, love her, and forget everything that has happened. But that's just me, if you'd rather not have the hassle, obviously don't follow this advice.
If you don't want to tell them, I'd have a girlfriend and hide it from them instead of shagging some random girl from a club in an alley. A hotel is a great idea if you can't go back to yours, or ask if you can go back to hers. Good luck with it all, whatever you decide. :] xx

I am 20 year old boy and I live with my mum and dad because I go to uni in a place near my house. So my parents thought it was practicle and cheaper for me to live with them instead of uni accommodation.
But my parents are extremely religious Christians. This means that if I have sex before marriage, they will literally kick me out and disown me!! Because of this I am still a virgin!! and I soooo wanna have sex and I just dont wanna wait till I finish uni and find a job and start living by my own. That could take years! My parents have banned me from having a girlfriend because that could lead to sex before marriage.

So the only way I could have sex now is by having one night stands without my parents knowing. But there is one major problem! After I pull a girl in a bar or club or whatever, where the hell do I take her???? My parents are always home!
Help Please!!