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    (Original post by Jaegon Targaryen)
    48 Days :eek: jesus christ , the most I can last is about 5 . I broke my streak earlier today I think the amount of spare time I have at the weekends is something that needs to be sorted out for me to stop .
    I have plenty of free time where I'm just hangin about doing **** all and yet I still manage not to jerk it. Staying busy will help you avoid fapping, sure, but you can't always be busy, you have to come to terms with your urges and conquer them, conquer your brain - YOU are in control.
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    (Original post by HFerguson)
    I have plenty of free time where I'm just hangin about doing **** all and yet I still manage not to jerk it. Staying busy will help you avoid fapping, sure, but you can't always be busy, you have to come to terms with your urges and conquer them, conquer your brain - YOU are in control.
    You should come up with some batman quotes for fapping as well, the ones for lifting were awesome
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    (Original post by HFerguson)
    I have plenty of free time where I'm just hangin about doing **** all and yet I still manage not to jerk it. Staying busy will help you avoid fapping, sure, but you can't always be busy, you have to come to terms with your urges and conquer them, conquer your brain - YOU are in control.
    fapper: What do you propose?
    me: It's simple. We, uh, stop fapping.
    fapper: If it's so simple why haven't you done it already?
    me: If you're good at fapstinence, never do it for free...

    that was pretty poor which is why we need your quotes back
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    Bruce Moan: Targeting me won't get their fapstinence back. I knew the no-fappers wouldn't go down without a fight, but this is different. They crossed the line.

    Alfred: You crossed the line first, sir. You spammed them with porn to the point of desperation. And in their desperation they turned to a man they didn't fully understand.

    Bruce Moan: Porn-stars aren't complicated, Alfred. We just need to figure out what he's after.

    Alfred: With respect, Master Wayne, perhaps this is a man that you don't fully understand either. A long time ago, I was in Burma. My friends and I were filming for the local government. They were trying to buy the loyalty of tribal leaders by bribing them with precious fleshlights. But their caravans were being raided in a forest north of Rangoon by a bandit. So we went looking for the fleshlights. But in six months, we never met anyone who had fapped with him. One day I saw a child playing with a fleshlight the size of an elephant's vagina. The bandit had been throwing the fleshlights away.

    Bruce Moan: So why steal them?

    Alfred: Well, because he thought it was good sport. Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world ****.

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    (Original post by HFerguson)
    Bruce Moan: Targeting me won't get their fapstinence back. I knew the no-fappers wouldn't go down without a fight, but this is different. They crossed the line.

    Alfred: You crossed the line first, sir. You spammed them with porn to the point of desperation. And in their desperation they turned to a man they didn't fully understand.

    Bruce Moan: Porn-stars aren't complicated, Alfred. We just need to figure out what he's after.

    Alfred: With respect, Master Wayne, perhaps this is a man that you don't fully understand either. A long time ago, I was in Burma. My friends and I were filming for the local government. They were trying to buy the loyalty of tribal leaders by bribing them with precious fleshlights. But their caravans were being raided in a forest north of Rangoon by a bandit. So we went looking for the fleshlights. But in six months, we never met anyone who had fapped with him. One day I saw a child playing with a fleshlight the size of an elephant's vagina. The bandit had been throwing the fleshlights away.

    Bruce Moan: So why steal them?

    Alfred: Well, because he thought it was good sport. Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world ****.

    So true.
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    (Original post by HFerguson)
    Bruce Moan: Targeting me won't get their fapstinence back. I knew the no-fappers wouldn't go down without a fight, but this is different. They crossed the line.

    Alfred: You crossed the line first, sir. You spammed them with porn to the point of desperation. And in their desperation they turned to a man they didn't fully understand.

    Bruce Moan: Porn-stars aren't complicated, Alfred. We just need to figure out what he's after.

    Alfred: With respect, Master Wayne, perhaps this is a man that you don't fully understand either. A long time ago, I was in Burma. My friends and I were filming for the local government. They were trying to buy the loyalty of tribal leaders by bribing them with precious fleshlights. But their caravans were being raided in a forest north of Rangoon by a bandit. So we went looking for the fleshlights. But in six months, we never met anyone who had fapped with him. One day I saw a child playing with a fleshlight the size of an elephant's vagina. The bandit had been throwing the fleshlights away.

    Bruce Moan: So why steal them?

    Alfred: Well, because he thought it was good sport. Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world ****.

    That was amazing :')

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    Fifth day and the urges are becoming unbearable. Think I might head outside and hang out with the girlfriend just to keep myself busy.
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    Day #24 and it's started to become so easy that I forget it's supposed to be a challenge.
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    (Original post by miser)
    Day #24 and it's started to become so easy that I forget it's supposed to be a challenge.
    Ditto, I have much more on my mind to even bother with it.
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    (Original post by miser)
    Day #24 and it's started to become so easy that I forget it's supposed to be a challenge.
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    (Original post by miser)
    Day #24 and it's started to become so easy that I forget it's supposed to be a challenge.
    Awesome work!
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    Stopped after 2weeks or so, just the urge kicked in
    I'd like to restart for tomorrow please
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    10 days now...The urge is strong
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    And on the fifth day, i almost caved
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    (Original post by JLXP)
    good luck
    Thanks man.
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    I failed again yesterday . Once you start again it's hard to stop again.
    I know I can do it though!
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    3 weeks, massive milestone for me! Since I started, I've only ever gone 3 weeks 3 or 4 times before! My next target will be 6 weeks, which is my record.
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    21st day tommorow. I honestly barely even think about it now (I even keep forgetting this thread exists ) I still get horny, but I just pass through it, keeping busy etc. The thought of masturbating doesn't even occur to me until the moments long gone.
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    (Original post by Fenrirs_space)
    21st day tommorow. I honestly barely even think about it now (I even keep forgetting this thread exists ) I still get horny, but I just pass through it, keeping busy etc. The thought of masturbating doesn't even occur to me until the moments long gone.
    You are a warrior.
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    (Original post by havana-affair)
    Hifive bud, 48 for me too !
    High five! Good work.

    (Original post by Jaegon Targaryen)
    48 Days :eek: jesus christ , the most I can last is about 5 . I broke my streak earlier today I think the amount of spare time I have at the weekends is something that needs to be sorted out for me to stop .
    It's not all about the free time. I have so much free time it's unreal. My only real commitments are gym sessions for 2 hours every other day, and then I'm out for a few hours on weds, sun and monday nights. During the daytime I'm completely free but I don't fap. If you allow yourself to touch your penis, you're halfway to losing the battle already. Keep your hand off your penis every time you realise you're touching it, take it away instantly. It's a much bigger step to place your hand on your penis and start fapping if you're not originally touching it. It's a big conscious movement which you can control. If you're resting your hand there because it's comfy, it's so easy to just stroke it gently once or twice and then it escalates into full blown fapping without you really realising.

    (Original post by HFerguson)
    I have plenty of free time where I'm just hangin about doing **** all and yet I still manage not to jerk it. Staying busy will help you avoid fapping, sure, but you can't always be busy, you have to come to terms with your urges and conquer them, conquer your brain - YOU are in control.
    YES. You're too right there.

    (Original post by miser)
    Day #24 and it's started to become so easy that I forget it's supposed to be a challenge.
    Welcome to the light side After a while it just gets easy. The start is the most difficult due to withdrawal symptoms. A bit of crankiness, feeling the stress, feeling like you just need a fap to relax yourself. It's like smokers needing their nicotine hit. Once you get past that it's pretty much plain sailing. If more people would persevere a bit more in the early stage, despite the resistance, they'd get so much further.

    (Original post by Blob2491)
    10 days now...The urge is strong
    Keep going man. Don't give up now, it gets a lot easier. Read the comment above.

    (Original post by Gramar Nazi)
    3 weeks, massive milestone for me! Since I started, I've only ever gone 3 weeks 3 or 4 times before! My next target will be 6 weeks, which is my record.
    Well done man, keep it up! You should flatline soon if you're not already, and it'll become a lot easier. Once you've accumulated a few weeks, it's a lot harder to throw all that progress away.
 
 
 
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