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    **** it I'm in lads & lasses, put me down from today :hat2:
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    Just reading this thread is giving me blue balls. Good luck, you crazy ****s!
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    (Original post by Landslide)
    Just reading this thread is giving me blue balls. Good luck, you crazy ****s!
    How long since you tugged?
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    (Original post by Multitalented me)
    **** it I'm in lads & lasses, put me down from today :hat2:
    We're all excellently glad that you hopped on board! Round of applause for this great lad! :congrats:

    Good luck!
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    (Original post by Sovr'gnChancellor£)
    How long since you tugged?
    6 minutes.
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    (Original post by kevin6767)
    I feel like a nun.

    Haha, this made me laugh! :rofl2:
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    (Original post by Landslide)
    6 minutes.
    I mean before you made the above post...
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    Day 1: It is going good so far, last night's final tug was gooooood. :coma: Sadly, I did not fall into a coma.
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    (Original post by ipoop)
    Day 1: It is going good so far, last night's final tug was gooooood. :coma: Sadly, I did not fall into a coma.
    :ahee:

    BTW, wouldn't you know it - I found another young lad to pound online (with my wall posts obv). There seem to be so many on TSR these days. Interesting... :holmes:

    Did you tug with or without the old pixels?
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    (Original post by Sovr'gnChancellor£)
    :ahee:

    BTW, wouldn't you know it - I found another young lad to pound online (with my wall posts obv). There seem to be so many on TSR these days. Interesting... :holmes:

    Did you tug with or without the old pixels?
    You must share your victims with me. We could make it a menage a trois. :beard:

    Old pixels? I'm afraid you have lost me sir. :holmes:
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    (Original post by ipoop)
    You must share your victims with me. We could make it a menage a trois. :beard:

    Old pixels? I'm afraid you have lost me sir. :holmes:
    Well I have to groom them first, otherwise they'll run away if another turns up. So, patience, poop, patience.

    I meant porn. :ahee:
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    Im in.
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    ANNNNNNND im out. :sexface:

    Sorry
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    (Original post by Sovr'gnChancellor£)
    Well I have to groom them first, otherwise they'll run away if another turns up. So, patience, poop, patience.

    I meant porn. :ahee:

    Okay, you have my patience. :yep: I will recruit some as well, I already have some *****es in wanting the turd. :gangster:

    Who tugs without the old pixel? :lolwut: Is such thing possible? I mean perhaps if via skype or whatnot, netherthelss, there's still a naked person on the otehr hand... :erm:

    (Original post by Sol1dShot)
    Im in.
    Welcome. :congrats:
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    (Original post by Sol1dShot)
    ANNNNNNND im out. :sexface:

    Sorry
    Dude, your poor sexual encounters must be very pleased after every session of copulation. :sexface:
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    (Original post by ipoop)
    Okay, you have my patience. :yep: I will recruit some as well, I already have some *****es in wanting the turd. :gangster:

    Who tugs without the old pixel? :lolwut: Is such thing possible? I mean perhaps if via skype or whatnot, netherthelss, there's still a naked person on the otehr hand... :erm:


    Welcome. :congrats:
    I wont bother sitting down. I wont be staying long :ahee::getmecoat:

    (Original post by ipoop)
    Dude, your poor sexual encounters must be very pleased after every session of copulation. :sexface:
    ***** please. My right hand knows to be pleased or else it gets slapped about.
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    (Original post by ipoop)
    Okay, you have my patience. :yep: I will recruit some as well, I already have some *****es in wanting the turd. :gangster:

    Who tugs without the old pixel? :lolwut: Is such thing possible? I mean perhaps if via skype or whatnot, netherthelss, there's still a naked person on the otehr hand... :erm:


    Welcome. :congrats:
    That's what thought! :ahee: But apparently these mysterious beings do exist - apparently they have this mysterious power, something called "a good imagination" or something or other. Interesting... :holmes:

    Porn only makes it all the more exciting and powerful, no? Luckily, I am going to feel excellent without it for a year mind you!
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    (Original post by Sol1dShot)
    I wont bother sitting down. I wont be staying long :ahee::getmecoat:
    I know, you lasted a minute. As I said, the ladies must love your big D. :sexface:
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    (Original post by Sol1dShot)
    I wont bother sitting down. I wont be staying long :ahee::getmecoat:



    ***** please. My right hand knows to be pleased or else it gets slapped about.

    By what, your left hand? :teehee:
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    (Original post by ipoop)
    I know, you lasted a minute. As I said, the ladies must love your big D. :sexface:
    Ladies? Ladies? *googles*

    Ah right yes them. For SOME reason i just cant seem to lure them back to my place. I just cant work it out? Perhaps its the tragic sobbing?

    (Original post by Sovr'gnChancellor£)
    By what, your left hand? :teehee:
    Yes. thats the point of the joke.
 
 
 
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