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    I've read that masturbating at least 5 times a week reduces men's chances of getting testicular cancer, so yeah, too bad for the no fap people...
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    (Original post by EmmaBurton)
    It's OK, if you sign up to the no fap thread your past faps don't count, you just have to go a year from when you last did it.

    Pft... like that's going to happen. I'm single for goodness sake - faps are all I have left!
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    (Original post by Vikki1805)
    Jonah, I thought you were...different... :cry2:
    Be honest, you like it. That ego boost must do wonders to your confidence. Obviously you're not gonna admit it. But its ok, we all believe you.
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    (Original post by Ice Constricter)
    Be honest, you like it. That ego boost must do wonders to your confidence. Obviously you're not gonna admit it. But its ok, we all believe you.
    :rofl:

    It's fine, I fap over Jonah too. It's like a mutual ego boost.
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    Count me in! :dumbells:
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    Vikki and I discovered mutual masturbation.
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    Morons? No seems a bit harsh.

    But I definitely can't fathom the logic behind no fapping, just sounds like psychologically and physically unhealthy state to be in not dealing with ones urges.

    It'd just make people desperate to hook up with real women, which only makes them worse off if they're going through a dry spell.


    Nah, I'm happy to fap when I want or not fap when I want, no need for an arbitrary year of abstention.
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    (Original post by paperclip)
    Need a hand? :ahee:
    No thank you, I already have two
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    (Original post by Jonah Ramone)
    Why don't you both go have a fap? You'll feel better afterwards. :ahee:
    21 years old and counting and never fapped. Dont have any problems whatsoever apart from not having sticky hands which I actually believe is a good thing.
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    (Original post by sissoko46)
    21 years old and counting and never fapped. Dont have any problems whatsoever apart from not having sticky hands which I actually believe is a good thing.
    I never have sticky hands either :iiam:
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    (Original post by Jonah Ramone)
    I never have sticky hands either :iiam:
    You subconsciously want to stop fapping but lack the willpower to do so and feel inadequate. You now resort to spread and encourage this pointless dirty habit among clean people like myself so you could feel better about yourself. Pathetic masturbatory men.
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    (Original post by sissoko46)
    You subconsciously want to stop fapping but lack the willpower to do so and feel inadequate. You now resort to spread and encourage this pointless dirty habit among clean people like myself so you could feel better about yourself. Pathetic masturbatory men.
    No, I saw some people falling for some nonsense in a no fap thread so I started a parody thread about masturbating. No big deal bro.

    Also, pointless? No. Dirty? No.
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    (Original post by Vikki1805)
    :rofl:

    It's fine, I fap over Jonah too. It's like a mutual ego boost.
    Eeew how unlady like.
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    (Original post by sissoko46)
    Eeew how unlady like.
    Never been a classy one, me.
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    (Original post by Jonah Ramone)
    No, I saw some people falling for some nonsense in a no fap thread so I started a parody thread about masturbating. No big deal bro.

    Also, pointless? No. Dirty? No.
    It is a big deal fapping is disgusting and unnatural the thought of doing it has never even crossed my mind I got a friend who admits to fapping and he is always obsessed about girls unlike cool cats like us non-fappers.
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    (Original post by Vikki1805)
    Never been a classy one, me.
    Your father should tie your hands tightly together and lock you in a room till you learnt how to behave yourself properly. A guy fapping is bad enough but a female masturbating is bang out of order.
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    Ahahahahahaahahahahaha this guy is hilarious.
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    (Original post by Jonah Ramone)
    Ahahahahahaahahahahaha this guy is hilarious.
    Just shut it you immoral fapper. Such an unnatural habit shouldn't be promoted.
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    (Original post by sissoko46)
    Your father should tie your hands tightly together and lock you in a room till you learnt how to behave yourself properly. A guy fapping is bad enough but a female masturbating is bang out of order.
    I enjoy being tied up too much.
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    (Original post by sissoko46)
    Your father should tie your hands tightly together and lock you in a room till you learnt how to behave yourself properly. A guy fapping is bad enough but a female masturbating is bang out of order.
    i hope you're trolling !
 
 
 
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