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    So I came home today and no one was in my house and I had no keys. I was absolutely bursting so I ended up squatting and taking a **** in my garden. It's still there and I need to clean it up later tonight before my parents find it. Should I be ashamed of what I did? I piss in public all the time.
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    No. It's better than it ending up in your pants.

    Besides, Wallander did one in a waste paper bin basket in the Dogs Of Riga.

    It's a Henning Mankell (crime) novel, if you're wondering.
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    Did you forget to wipe?
    Then yes, you should.
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    (Original post by Elm Tree)
    Did you forget to wipe?
    Then yes, you should.
    I wiped as soon as I got inside the house
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    (Original post by qxz)
    i wiped as soon as i got inside the house
    how long did it take you to get inside your house?
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    I'm more concerned that you piss in public all the time :lolwut:
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    (Original post by MrHappy_J)
    I'm more concerned that you piss in public all the time :lolwut:
    Seconded.
    That was also my initial concern.
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    (Original post by MrHappy_J)
    I'm more concerned that you piss in public all the time :lolwut:
    I'll maybe piss in a bush or in a lane at night if I'm out, not in the middle of the street or in the day
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    (Original post by Qxz)
    I'll maybe piss in a bush or in a lane at night if I'm out, not in the middle of the street or in the day
    still, that should be a last resort if you really need to and are far away from home/public toilets. not something you do "all the time" unless youre homeless of course.
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    Not ashamed; but do make sure you clean that **** up.
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    (Original post by MrHappy_J)
    I'm more concerned that you piss in public all the time :lolwut:

    (Original post by ChocoCoatedLemons)
    Seconded.
    That was also my initial concern.

    (Original post by MrHappy_J)
    still, that should be a last resort if you really need to and are far away from home/public toilets. not something you do "all the time" unless youre homeless of course.
    You do know that most guys take a leak outdoors all the time? It's completely no big deal to guys. You just find a quiet bush or alleyway whip it out and do your business.
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    (Original post by Qxz)
    So I came home today and no one was in my house and I had no keys. I was absolutely bursting so I ended up squatting and taking a **** in my garden. It's still there and I need to clean it up later tonight before my parents find it. Should I be ashamed of what I did? I piss in public all the time.
    +1 made me chuckle
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    (Original post by S.R)
    You do know that most guys take a leak outdoors all the time? It's completely no big deal to guys. You just find a quiet bush or alleyway whip it out and do your business.
    That's cruel of you. Two girls who didn't have penis envy, and now you've made them feel biologically inadequate.
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    (Original post by Hopple)
    That's cruel of you. Two girls who didn't have penis envy, and now you've made them feel biologically inadequate.
    hehe
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    nah. well, when you're camping you have to go in the woods anyway... blame it on a fox. but it depends what kind of garden you have... if it's an overgrown wilderness, you're fine, if it's 8 square metres of immaculate turf, you have a problem
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    How did you wipe? :lolwut:
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    (Original post by Hopple)
    That's cruel of you. Two girls who didn't have penis envy, and now you've made them feel biologically inadequate.
    XD I laughed hard at that.

    Girls can also piss outside. Believe me.

    No shame. :cool:
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    (Original post by S.R)
    You do know that most guys take a leak outdoors all the time? It's completely no big deal to guys. You just find a quiet bush or alleyway whip it out and do your business.
    I know guys do, but if there are other options, you really shouldn't. XD A guy in my law class last year was arrested for that.
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    Sounds pretty funny to me I would probably go so far as to regale my chums with the story.
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    (Original post by Qxz)
    I wiped as soon as I got inside the house
    With???

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